Nothing like cracking open a cold one with the boys in the Center of the Earth. Grab a nice crispy brewsky and let us lead you down memory lane, by creating maships with songs that we liked a lot in highschool, but don't really like so much anymore. Also, one of use will get shot into the Earth's core. Enjoy!

This weeks challenge involved going out to our respective cars (that's what we call our laser-drill vehicles), switching on the ol' radio and letting god decide our fate. Neither of the challengers had used their radios in a good long while so the results are pretty great. Who is cursed to die in the vacuum of space in the center of the earth, and who is cursed to live? The only way to find out is to listen.

It's a brand new year! At least it is for you. But I don't need to keep going into how time is different for us down here. The challenge this week is that we have to use a song from our first favorite album. Which of the challengers liked poser music at the beginning of their musical journey? Neither because poser music doesn't exist, and calling something a guilty pleasure only shows how insecure you are in the things that you like. And if you think it otherwise then maybe YOU'RE the poser. You didn't even think about that point of view did you? Pathetic.

If there's anything decades of Christmas songs have taught us, it's that Christmas is a time of year. Is that really true? No one can say for sure. Least of all the three of us in the center of the earth, where we experience something called all-time. But nevertheless, the time stream we've decided to drop these broadcasts into is experiencing a holiday. We thought we'd follow suit. Leave out a glass of Fog Juice and a plate of MDMA for DJ Saint Nick, snuggle up next to the exhaust port, and join us while we create new classic Christmas songs.

What's your favorite jingle? Wow that's mine too! Anyway let's see what those losers in the center of the earth came up with.

What was the Billboard #1 song in the month you were born? You don't know? Well Ian and Ryan know because they had to use that song in this week's challenge. This episode featuring the incredible career of an amazing pop artist.

The smashers™ are back! Each contestant is forced against their will to use a song off of a random album that they physically own. Who gets to step through the airlock this week? Tune in to find out!

Episode 1 of the music crimes podcast. The challenge, one of the songs used has to be from your favorite album. Who wins? Only the Challenge Master knows for certain.