This week Branden would like to apologize to everyone. The heat got to him and he took it out on a "child" who absolutely deserves it. What's got him so upset? Both of these songs are hard to get through. I mean really it's just awful. 

The guys go through some pop music to see what is worse; a repetitive nonsensical "song" with a major overuse of the word "on". Or an ultra upbeat piece of shit about achieving your dreams performed by a teenager with the mind of a 4 year old. You get to decide between:

Oliver Tree: Life Goes On

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Jojo Siwa: D.R.E.A.M

It's a battle of washed up 80s icons this week as we are joined for the first time by a listener. Myster Magenta challenged us to see what is worse, a heavy metal song that tip toes around the idea of fucking some pussy? Or an ultra soft and confusing love ballad about a potential stripper that the lead singer wants to impregnate. You get to decide between:

Pantera: PST '88

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Motley Crue: Glitter

It's the Wuss Rock music battle you never wanted! This week the guys get into some of the most boring, repetitive, douchey songs they've ever brought to see if a whiny protest anthem can beat out audible nonsense. You get to decide between:

Five for Fighting: Can One Man Save The World

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Coldplay: A Whisper

This week Branden brings a song to Red that he enjoyed and Red shat all over it! A challenge was issued for Red to bring two rap icons to the show and try to prove why they make dog shit. Can a rap about a painting? Or maybe a woman? Or someones mom getting fucked? Either way can a shit rap beat a song about how much weed Snoop smokes? Spoilers: He smokes a lot of weed. You get to decide between:

Lil Pump & Soulja Boy: Mona Lisa

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Eminem & Snoop Dogg: From the D 2 The LBC

With the first qualifier over with its time to wipe the slate clean with a new roundup of shit music. And what better way to kick things off than with some new rock from some rock icons. Can a rehashing of a 30 year old song beat a love song dedicated to an instrument? You get to decide between:

Red Hot Chili Peppers: Black Summer

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Def Leppard: This Guitar

It's time to break up Shitty Song of the Year with our first qualifier round! First we take care of some business by settling a couple ties but then we get right into the important shit. And joining us to go through everything is that mother fucking baby killer himself Jodie B. It's time for Shitty Song of the Week Thunderdome! 26 songs enter, only 13 get to move on to the main event in December. Which 13 make it through? Tune in to find out!

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We are only a few days away from the first Shitty Song of the Year Qualifier round and we are giving you the chance to change the outcome! Head over to shittysong.show/vote where you get to decide which 2 loser songs get to come back and compete! 

We also wanted to give you all a special bonus episode to thank you for all the support that's been given. Adam from the Internet is a Toilet comes back to go through some Dishonorable Mentions. A show which can be found at patreon.com/ssotw. Adam also brings back one of the hardest games ever played!

It's time for another rap battle as Red and Branden try to figure this genre out. Can spooky rapping about pussy beat a list of "miracles"? Will the guys ever learn how magnets work? You get to decide between:

Radio Base: Demon Time

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Insane Clown Posse: Miracles

We got ourselves a redemption round this week as we are joined by Teresa from Bad Poets Society AND Jodie B from Po Boys to go through some pop songs. Can an upbeat song with bizarre body positivity messages beat musical child rape? Probably not but you get to decide between:

Tila Tsoli: Bimbo Doll

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B*Witched: C'est La Vie

It's time to go through one of the most unnecessary categories in music, sequel songs. Pepper from History Buffs joins the show to see if an upbeat, modern, hip hop version of a song can beat a practically note for note copy of an already shitty but popular song. You get to decide between:

Billy Ray Cyrus/ Buck 22: Achy Breaky 2

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Charlie Daniels: The Devil Comes Back to Georgia