We want to give you something special while we get ready for the qualifier rounds and SSOTY, so we thought we'd give you a lost episode! You've heard me talk about it for a year or so, now you get to hear it! The only episode Red didn't want to put out. This is the last time we did an international music episode where I brought a group of crying Koreans to the show. Does Red stand a chance? Absolutely not! But there's no voting for this one so he's lucky there.

We got one final entry before SSOTY season begins and Myster Magenta joins us to go through some hair metal. Can a love for Jesus beat pedophilic love? You get to decide between:

Stryper: Honestly

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Pretty Boy Floyd: I Wanna Be With You

This week things get interesting as a child goes head to head with an amorphous blob to see which is worse. A song with literally no thought put into it by a possible special needs person, or a bitchy sex anthem by the last person you'd expect. Jodie B joins the show to help us figure this out, but you get to decide between:

Adonis: My Man

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Humpbakk Chunk: Bitchy Moods

It's time for the 2023 SSOTW Halloween Spooktacular! We're joined by Alann with two N's, and Joey Herbz from Mangy on YouTube, to see what is the spookiest turd. A rock anthem about the possibility of being tricked, or a cereal song about a TV show thats also somehow Halloween related. You get to decide between:

Corey Feldman: Deceptive Deborah

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Baha Men: It's Spooky In Here

This week Mike from WFOD joins the show to go through some country music. Can a jokey pandering piece of shit beat some serious "Fuck me eyes" and a shitty song about a celebrity? You get to decide between:

John Rich: I'm Offended

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Billy Bob Thorton: Angelina

It's a battle of the washed up comebacks this week as the guys try and figure out what is worse, a whiny biographical song about friendship? Or a song about bullying and suicide? You get to decide between:

Blink 182: One More Time

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Everclear: Sing Away

It's a battle of too much vs not enough this week as the guys go through some rap songs. Can obnoxious pen clicks and literal sobbing beat the boring ramblings of a codine addict? You get to decide between:

JPEGMafia: Thug Tears

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Dee Baby: Anywere

It's time for another punk showdown! Can the lamest song of all time beat obnoxious horns and shoehorned lyrics? Does Branden really enjoy one of these songs? You get to decide between:

Mest: What's the Dillio

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Streetlight Manifesto: We Will Fall Together