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  • Martyrs - S17 E133

    Welcome to episode 3 of our “After Death” season on Shoot the Hostage, where Sarah continues her reign of terror by making Dan watch the single film, she engineered this entire eight-film run around: Pascal Laugier’s 2008 psychological horror, Martyrs.

    (Content Warning: Contains frank discussions of extreme cinematic violence, abuse, and self-harm).

    For cinephiles and sickos scouring the feeds for podcasts covering horror films, 2000s horror, and deeply disturbing films, Martyrs remains the undisputed monolith of French extreme horror cinema. But where does it sit in the fiery debate of French torture porn vs extreme cinema? Rather the wallowing in the empty shock value, this keystone of new French extremity movies wields genuine cinematic craft to dissect cyclical trauma, bodily sacrifice, and the limits of human suffering. We unpack the ferocious lead performances of Mylène Jampanoï (Lucie) and Morjana Alaoui (Anna), debate whether Laugier’s apparent reckless on-set methods make him a bit of a turd, and ask the question: is this film about the predatory upper-tier class system or just a metaphor for Elon Musk running a subterranean think-tank on hummus smoothies to solve cosmic existentialism? Big credit to our mates over at Final Transmission Podcast for their own brilliant take.

    What to expect from this episode:

    • The predictable backstory of Dimension Films meddling with the films release.
    • Sarah confesses why she engineered the entire season around Martyrs.
    • A discussion about French torture porn vs extreme cinema, contrasting genuine artistic vision against the gratuitous violence of films like Hostel or Terrifier.
    • The context behind Pascal Laugier’s state of mind while writing the script and how that relentless nihilism bleeds onto the screen.
    • Praise for the emotionally gutting performances of Mylène Jampanoï and Morjana Alaoui.
    • Appreciation for the film’s refusal to play by traditional genre rules.
    • Exploring whether this film is about patriarchy, institutional class warfare, existentialism or just a bunch of weirdos addicted to hummus smoothies.
    • Dissecting the final act and what lies beyond.

      • This season has eight episodes, concluding December 7th!

      Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup.

      If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

      Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

      If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

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      1 hr 19 min
    • Evil Dead 2 - S17 E132

      Time to rev up the chainsaw and clear out the workshed because we’re heading back to 1987. Welcome to episode two of Sarahs “After Death” season on Shoot the Hostage, where we carve into director Sam Raimi’s ultimate 80s comedy horror masterpiece: Evil Dead 2 (1987).

      Is it a straightforward sequel or a refined redo of the original cabin nightmare? We slice through The Evil Dead vs Evil Dead 2 debate once and for all while celebrating a film that remains a cut above the rest when it comes to Splatstick. Bruce Campbell delivers an unhinged Ash Williams with a physical performance for the ages, battling possessed trees, getting flung through puddles, and giving himself the finger leading to a hilarious farewell to arms gag.

      Tune in to hear us discuss the practical effects gore movies standard set by Evil Dead 2, featuring stop-motion animation, grotesque prosthetic makeup, popping eyeballs and Ted Raimi sweating inside a Henrietta suit. Plus, we analyse Ash Williams’s character evolution, conceive an idea for a bedside shrine honouring the filmmakers, pitch throwing problematic celebrities into pits filled with serpents, and pair the onscreen carnage with a crisp Riesling wine for an episode packed with Dead by Dawn chaos!

      What to expect from this episode:

      • We debate whether Evil Dead 2 is a direct continuation or a refined remake of the 1981 original.
      • Dan laments his unsold copy of Crimewave on eBay while also praising Sam Raimi’s low-budget resourcefulness.
      • We cover Stephen King brokering the $3.6 million Dino De Laurentiis deal while encouraging King to start a writing career.
      • We dig into the Deadites lore to decide whether we’re dealing with demons, ghosts, or zombies.
      • Sarah and Dan compare Sam Raimi’s cinematic style to Peter Jackson’s early gore and splatter era.
      • We unpack the slapstick genius of Bruce Campbell.
      • Praise for the effects team which included Mark Shostrom, Greg Nicotero, Robert Kurtzman and Tom Sullivan.
      • We analyse Deadites rules, Kandarian demon mechanics, and why the film’s narrative absurdity succeeds.

        • This season has eight episodes, concluding December 7th!

        Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup.

        If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

        Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

        If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

        Or come find us on social media:

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        1 hr 7 min
      • Talk to Me (2022) - S17 E131

        We have returned from the ashes for season 17 and to kick off Sarah’s “After Death” theme, we’re covering Danny and Michael Phillippou’s 2022 breakout hit, Talk to Me.

        Forget about boring old films with a séance where people quietly hold hands around a candlelit table, this movie flips the genre on its head by turning supernatural contact into a viral party game. We give a massive hand to director brothers Danny and Michael Philippou, who levelled up from RackaRacka Youtubers to masterminds of modern Australian horror. Set against the backdrop of South Australia, it effortlessly stands out among the most haunting Adelaide movies ever made, warning foolish teenagers against conjuring spirits through a ceramic-clad embalmed arm.

        Whether you’re a hardcore fan of possession movies or just looking for a genuinely creepy movie that will leave you clutching your sofa, Talk to Me delivers pure visceral horror while redefining what a truly terrifying possession film can accomplish. So let the spirit in, keep it under 50 seconds, and listen in!

        What to expect from the episode:

        • Sarah reveals why she picked the theme “After Death” for season 17 and how revisiting the film hit differently this time.
        • Dan confesses he forgot almost the entire plot since seeing it at the cinema, making this feel like a first-time watch.
        • We complain about DVD pricing structure and the baffling decision to put a trailer for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey on the Blu-ray.
        • We shower praise on YouTube creators Danny and Michael Philippou for transitioning from RackaRacka to directing a low-budget modern horror.
        • We celebrate the phenomenal performances of Sophie Wilde and Joe Bird alongside stellar supporting turns from Miranda Otto and Zoe Terakes.
        • We discuss how immersive the single-shot opening sequence is and the lightning-fast 60-minute filming of the chaotic possession montage.
        • Sarah and Dan analyse the tragic symbolism of the yellow jumper, dead kangaroos on dark road and ghost hands.
        • We explore whether the hand is a metaphor for peer pressure, grief, teenage isolation, or Mark Zuckerberg’s unwanted grip on society.

          • This season has eight episodes, concluding December 7th!

          Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup.

          If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

          Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

          If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

          Or come find us on social media:

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          1 hr 11 min
        • Jurassic World: Rebirth

          Before the new season begins next week, we’re excavating a prehistoric relic straight from our Patreon archive to keep your ears fed between seasons. We chose to dig up this bonus review for the main feed because it fits seamlessly alongside our last season, “Size Doesn’t Matter” and what’s bigger or more needlessly oversized than a Jurassic Park movie.

          In this episode, we take a giant bite out of Jurassic World: Rebirth (or Afterbirth, as Dan calls it), dissecting whether Scarlett Johansson’s gun-toting mercenary, Mahershala Ali’s criminally underused sidekick, Jonathan Bailey’s dinosaur enthusiast, and Ruper Friend’s suit can save a script that feels more recycled than a parody of that scene from When Harry Met Sally.

          What to expect from this episode:

          • Dan and Sarah debate whether Sarah would even know what a dinosaur looks like if she hadn’t seen Jurassic Park or if she’d assume they looked like handkerchiefs.
          • A thorough breakdown of whether Jurassic World Rebirth is somehow inferior to the 1994 cult masterpiece Tammy and the T-Rex.
          • Dan puts forth his conspiracy theory that Jurassic World Dominion was so atrocious it is directly responsible for modern geopolitics and that Chris Pratt is patient zero.
          • Sarah points out the bizarre franchise trope that every palaeontologist in existence had to be knighted by Dr. Alan Grant.
          • Dan identifies a massive plot hole involving a bespectacled gentleman.
          • A complete derailment into Vin Diesel’s plans to digitally resurrect Paul Walker for Fast 11 and whether Dan would allow his CGI corpse to star in a movie for £100 million.

            • We shall return!

            On October 19th we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarah. The new theme is "After Death" and the first film we're looking at is Talk to Me (2022). 

            Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now.

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            32 min
          • Best of "Size Doesn't Matter" Season

            In this season roundup, we dive headfirst into all things scale-related for the last time as we revisit some of our favourite moments from Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” season.

            In this roundup, we shrink our expectation and scale up the chaos:

            • We dissect Hank Pym’s fake science in Peyton Reed’s Ant-Man, celebrating Corey Stoll’s massive floating face in Quantumania and Judy Greer’s three-scene mother routine.
            • We marvel at Bong Joon-ho’s The Host, where crew members threw heavy barrels into the river just to perfect CGI creature splash physics.
            • Sarah explains how watching Gary Oldman in Tiptoes aggravated her jaw disorder, leading straight into an unhinged John Travolta tangent.
            • We pit Brad Dourif’s maniacal Child’s Play laugh against horror icons and roast Andy’s chaotic 6:30am birthday breakfast.
            • We pitch recasting Sam Neill and Laura Dern in Jurassic Park 3 with Pauly Shore, mock the talking raptor, and expose a failed 2001 burner phone promo.
            • Director Joe Dante gets his due across Gremlins 2 and Innerspace while Tim Thomerson plays a small angry man chasing a floating head.

              • We shall return!

              On October 19th we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarh. The new theme is "After Death" and the first film we're looking at is Talk to Me (2022). 

              Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now.

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              1 hr 1 min
            • Season Sixteen Wrap Show Preview

              Open up a cold can of Cherryade and join us for a look back the season. What started as a theme dedicated to films about size and exploring size in movies ended up expanding into a bloody long shortlist covering everything from pint-sized slasher icons to scaled-up creature features.

              Across the 8 episodes, we weighed up small things in movies, from Hary Oldman in Tiptoes and Chucky in Child’s Play to Marvel’s twelfth entry, Ant-Man before taking on heavyweight monster movies like The Host and Jurassic Park 3 and accidentally double-dipping on director Joe Dante with Gremlins 2 and our grand finale, Innerspace.

              In this wrap show we lament the tragic omission of Ray Harrhausen’s iconic stop-motion miniatures and skeletons, debate why swapping Honey, I Shrunk the Kids for shrinking Dennis Quaid and injecting him into Martin Short was the ultimate power move, and take a nostalgic detour into the lost era of recording movies off the telly and buying suspicious bags of VHS tapes on Facebook Marketplace.

              What to expect in this episode:

              • We reflect on our “Size Doesn’t Matter” slate, spanning Ant-Man to Innerspace.
              • A petition for the Prince Charles cinema to start screening Tiptoes.
              • Confessing to the accidental Joe Dante double-dip with Gremlins 2 and Innerspace, while weighing up the alternative monster movies like Deep Rising and Lake Placid.
              • Discover why the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids franchise was sidelined in favour of Martin Short.
              • A wild tangent into the ethics of recording movies off the telly, buying mystery bags of VHS tapes and the monarchy’s tourist value.
              • Sarah tests Dan’s comprehension of the seasons movies in an eight-question quiz.

                • If you would like to listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon to get access to this and all of our previous wrap shows from seasons 1-15.

                We shall return!

                On October 19th we're back with a brand new season. This time chosen by Sarh. The new theme is "After Death" and the first film we're looking at is Talk to Me (2022). 

                Would you like to see the full lineup for season 17? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup when it drops any day now.

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                12 min
              • Innerspace - S16 E130

                For the eighth and final episode of our Size Doesn’t Matter season, Dan and Sarah look at director Joe Dante’s 1987 sci-fi comedy, Innerspace. Anchored in the wild experimentation of 1980s cinema, the movie tackles an absurdist concept with Dennis Quaid playing an arrogant pilot who is miniaturized and accidentally injected into a hypochondriac played by Martin Short.

                We dig into why this blend of comedy sci-fi and body horror flopped at the box-office back in 1987 despite it picking up an Oscar for its practical effects. From Meg Ryan’s rom-com warmth to Robert Picardo’s brilliant shape-shifting performance, it’s a standout among 80s movies with a crazy premise. We chat about how films about small things used to build giant props and double-length cars instead of relying on CGI, marvel at Martin Short movies at their slapstick peak, and question whether Dennis Quaid films ever feature a truly likable protagonist.

                What to expect from this episode:

                • We explore why Martin Short’s masterclass in physical comedy makes him Dan’s all-time favourite Canadian.
                • Sarah and Dan praise Robert Picardo’s incredible performance as The Cowboy and his brilliant face-shifting Martin Short impression.
                • We debate whether Dennis Quaid’s arrogant pilot Tuck Pendleton is supposed to be likeable or just a total jerk.
                • Appreciation for the Oscar-winning practical special effects, double-length car props, and forced perspective techniques that beat out Predator.
                • We examine the film as “Cronenberg for kids” with its surprising amount of body horror, including a henchman dissolved by stomach acid.
                • Dan provides an unnecessarily thorough breakdown of how miniaturized waste disposal and digestion would logically work inside the human body.
                • We spot the classic Joe Dante hallmarks, including his personal cameo, Dick Miller as a taxi driver, and SCTV alumni appearances.
                • Reflection on how 1980s studio cinema embraced wild, original concepts that modern blockbusters just can’t match.

                  • We'll be back on October 19th for Season 17

                  If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

                  Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

                  If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

                  Or come find us on social media:

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                  1 hr 3 min
                • Dollman (1991) - S16 E129

                  It’s time to shrink your expectations and doll out some pocket-sized justice because Shoot the Hostage is back for the penultimate episode in Dan’s carefully curated “Size Doesn’t Matter” season. This week, Dan and Sarah take a short journey into the 1991 sci-fi action absurdity Dollman, directed by cult b-movie maestro Albert Pyun and produced by the legendary Charles Band of Full Moon Pictures.

                  We’re examining Brick Bardo, a 13-inch alien cop played with relentless, stoic grit by Tim Thomerson, who brings pure tiny Dirty Harry energy to the grimy streets of New York. After crash-landing from planet Arturus, Bardo finds himself locked in a low-budget showdown against South Bronx gang leader Braxton, played by a pre-Watchmen Jackie Earle Haley channelling a twitchy David Patrick Kelly. Along for the ride are local neighbourhood activist Debbie (Kamala Lopez), Bardo’s floating-head nemesis Sprug (Frank Collison), and Bardo’s frustrated precinct boss played by Nicholas Guest.

                  We break down why Charles Band films are “the TK Maxx of the movie industry” – a bargain bin where you must dig through piles of trash to find a rare kernel of genius. We explore how Dollman inflates its diminutive run time using five uninterrupted minutes of sidewalk stock footage, Garth Marenghi style slow motion lingering, and recycled Buck Rogers space shots. Plus, we take a small detour into 1991 nostalgia – discussing 20p newsagent hair gel, scratch and sniff t-shirts, Magic Eye puzzles and SeaQuest DSV before dissecting whether Bardo’s universe shattering blaster is merely a phallic extension for a lawman of tiny proportions.

                  What to expect in this episode:

                  • Nostalgic tangents exploring 1991 pop culture, including Global Hypercolor shirts, Magic Eye pictures and 20p tubs of hair gel.
                  • A tribute to Albert Pyun’s prolific career, Roger Corman roots and surprising historical ties to Total Recall.
                  • Celebration of Tim Thomerson’s iconic performance as Brick Bardo, the ultimate pocket-sized lawman.
                  • A breakdown of the planet Arturus opening hostage scene and its bizarre dialogue choices.
                  • Our full pitch for a modern Dollman reboot
                  • A preview of next week’s episode

                    • This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st

                    Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup.

                    If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

                    Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

                    If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

                    Or come find us on social media:

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                    1 hr 7 min
                  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch - S16 E128

                    Welcome back to Shoot the Hostage for the sixth instalment of our “Size Doesn’t Matter” season where this week, Dan has dragged us to the high-tech non-functioning corridors of Clamp Tower. Yes, we’re tackling the pinnacle of chaotic movie sequels: Joe Dante’s 1990 live-action cartoon, Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

                    What to expect in this episode:

                    • Sarah explains why her maternal instincts are triggered by Gizmo and the strange resemblance he has with her cat.
                    • We try to solve the ultimate Mogwai hygiene mystery.
                    • Praise for John Glover’s performance and why we warm to a character designed to parody a certain orange balloon man.
                    • We celebrate Rick Baker’s practical effects and debate our favourite Gremlin designs, from the Spider Gremlin to the Gargoyle Gremlin.
                    • Gizmo’s incredible Rambo-style montage and how Sylvester Stallone personally signed off on the gag.

                      • This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st

                      Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup.

                      If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

                      Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

                      If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

                      Or come find us on social media:

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                      1 hr 3 min
                    • Jurassic Park 3 - S16 E127

                      Welcome back to Shoot the Hostage, the movie podcast where we tackle your favourite films one themed season at a time. We are officially five episodes deep into Dan’s “Size Doesn’t Matter” season and we’ve hit the apex of early 2000s studio chaos. This week we’re talking about Jurassic Park 3 (2001) – the shortest, weirdest and most script-deficient entry in the pantheon of dinosaur movies.

                      To say this film had a troubled production is an understatement; director Joe Johnston famously ran the cameras without a finished script, resulting in a cast that was visibly questioning their life choices on screen. We have William H. Macy and Téa Leoni playing an estranged couple with zero romantic chemistry, whose entire parenting strategy is screaming “Eric!” and “Mr Udeski!” into the jungle. Then there’s Alessandro Nivola as Billy, a man who somehow invents 3D printing in 2001 using only a toothbrush and Michael Jeter as a highly unconvincing mercenary. This is also the first time we’re talking Sam Neill movies on the main feed. We unpack why the iconic actor turned down Lord of the Rings to get chased by Raptors, how Laura Dern secured the ultimate daily rate and why we’re still salty at the Spinosaurus bullying the T-Rex.

                      What to expect from the episode:

                      • Why Dr. Grant agreeing to go anywhere near Isla Sorna makes zero-character sense.
                      • We discuss how Billy basically pioneered the future of 3D printing in 2001.
                      • We look at the failed 2001 marketing disaster involving a competition and 1000 Jurassic Park themed disposable mobile telephones.
                      • Why starting a $93 million blockbuster without a completed script made William H. Macy and Téa Leoni miserable.
                      • We have fun talking about that infamous talking raptor dream sequence that Stan Winston called “the great Muppet shot”
                      • We debate whether a fight against fifty tiny ankle biting dinosaurs is actually safer than facing a single Spinosaurus.
                      • Why the movie should have skipped the pro-military rescue and instead cut to a rogue rocket blowing up the helicopter, leaving the pterodactyls beautifully silhouetted against the fireball

                        • This season has eight episodes, concluding September 21st

                        Would you like to see the full lineup for season 16? The only place you can see it is on Patreon but you don't need to be a paying member. Sign up for a free membership and get access to the lineup.

                        If you're a fan of the show and want more content, check out our £3.00 a month tier on Patreon where we release our end of season wrap shows and 2 reviews of brand new movies every month. Plus you'll get access to our back catalogue from 2023 onwards.

                        Enjoy the show but can't support us financially? We get it. You could submit a review on the podcast player you're reading this on right now. Or if you listen on Spotify and you haven't given us a five-star rating yet, what are ye waiting for? It's easy.

                        If you've done some or all of that and still want to do more, we would love it if you tell a friend about the show.  

                        Or come find us on social media:

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                        1 hr 12 min

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                      Welcome to Shoot The Hostage with Sarah & Dan - the movie podcast where we pick one movie at a time and take a deep dive into anything and everything we can.