In our Dirty 30 episode:

The Triumphant return of Jake!!!

And we talk about:

Our recent Korean BBQ adventures

Tapioca and fish eggs

Jake is a Dad and Molly is her name.

Parenting 101: Jake’s experience

Adults inadvertently teaching kids bad words

Being a kid and saying bad words when you don’t know what they mean

Young Dolly writes the F word on the family tambourine

Our parents didn’t swear

Candy Cigarettes in the 90’s

Tobacco is bad M’kay kids

Erik hates Wifi

Jake calls Erik out on his healthy and unhealthy habits

Eating food while bowling and getting grease into the bowling balls

Custom bowling balls and leagues

Mystery Men and Ben Skillard

Holmes and Watson

Will Ferrell and John C, Reilly and Will Smith

Dolly’s Mom slams Jennifer Coolidge

Comedic actors that play serious roles

Jim Carrey and Ashton Kutcher

Dolly loves young Mark Ruffalo

The scariest moments of our lives

Dolly is visited by the Exorcist

Jake is visited by an invisible little monster

Erik is attacked by a giant alien spider

REM Sleep cycles

Dolly finds a hand sized spider in her house

Youtube video with Bananas filled with spiders

More stories about spider encounters

Erik catches another Mole

Dolly’s surgery update

Different takes on Biblical stories

Did Jesus create comedy or is it a bi-product of sin

The human body is amazing

Erik finally gets skincare products

Skin tags, ingrown hairs and acne

Face pliers or tweezers

Our dads didn’t teach us how to shave

Don’t mistake shaving cream for whipped cream

Erik’s 40th birthday week

Accolades among friends

Creating a Jake soundboard

The 40th Birthday roast

John Stamos

Jake’s viral video idea (Reaction videos)

Outros and more…

It's our DIRTY 30 and Jake is back!!!

And we talk about:

Our recent Korean BBQ adventures

Tapioca and fish eggs

Jake is a Dad and Molly is her name.

Parenting 101: Jake’s experience

Adults inadvertently teaching kids bad words

Being a kid and saying bad words when you don’t know what they mean

Young Dolly writes the F word on the family tambourine

Our parents didn’t swear

Candy Cigarettes in the 90’s

Tobacco is bad M’kay kids

Erik hates Wifi

Jake calls Erik out on his healthy and unhealthy habits

Eating food while bowling and getting grease into the bowling balls

Custom bowling balls and leagues

Mystery Men and Ben Skillard

Holmes and Watson

Will Ferrell and John C, Reilly and Will Smith

Dolly’s Mom slams Jennifer Coolidge

Comedic actors that play serious roles

Jim Carrey and Ashton Kutcher

Dolly loves young Mark Ruffalo

The scariest moments of our lives

Dolly is visited by the Exorcist

Jake is visited by an invisible little monster

Erik is attacked by a giant alien spider

REM Sleep cycles

Dolly finds a hand sized spider in her house

Youtube video with Bananas filled with spiders

More stories about spider encounters

Erik catches another Mole

Dolly’s surgery update

Different takes on Biblical stories

Did Jesus create comedy or is it a bi-product of sin

The human body is amazing

Erik finally gets skincare products

Skin tags, ingrown hairs and acne

Face pliers or tweezers

Our dads didn’t teach us how to shave

Don’t mistake shaving cream for whipped cream

Erik’s 40th birthday week

Accolades among friends

Creating a Jake soundboard

The 40th Birthday roast

John Stamos

Jake’s viral video idea (Reaction videos)

Outros and more…

Episode #29

Special guest Nicki Navarro joins us!

And we talk about:

Dolly pronounces her last name wrong and her dad calls her on it

We just ate way too much sugar

Sammy the dog’s face looks like Steve Buscemi

Organ transplants from people to animals

Old terms mentioned around gossip

Podcast Merch ideas revisited

What’s the difference between a “Button Down” and a “Button Down” shirt?

Dickeys, overalls and other fashion choices

Clip on neck ties vs real neck ties

Being a kid at church and thinking you’re cool

Old church smells

Nostalgic trips we took as kids that were different than we thought they were

Dinosaurs in the PNW

The Body Exhibit

The fake Grand Canyon

Dolly goes to Lake Chelan as a kid

Erik’s freaked out by deep water

An Alligator attacks a zookeeper

Let’s move the Zoo experience back to nature

Tigers are vicious in Denmark

Monkey fights

Raccoons and Monkeys don’t mix

What’s worse than a bear? A Wolverine

STDs are scarier than wild animals

Vegetables can also be grains

Herbs vs vegetables vs grains

The many kinds of broccoli

The world of dark greens

Beets bleed

Erik thinks beets taste like dirt

Nicki’s relationship with carrots and mushroom journey

Dolly hates Jicama

Sammy snoring sounds like something out of a horror movie

Songs in our heads right now

The Oscar Meyer Weiner theme song

Erik saw the Weiner truck once

Hot Dog water smells real bad

Fake meat and dog food ingredients are similar

Seattle Dogs and other ways to eat a hot dog

Dolly wants to own a hot dog stand one day

And much more…

We’re joined again by special guest Nicki Navarro

And we talk about:

Turtlenecks and things they hide

Mustaches + Vans

Predator vans vs Conversion vans

The history of Turtlenecks

Restrictive clothing

Panic attacks

Advanced math classes in high school

Erik’s throwaway college class

Fun classes: Bowling and Intro to Flight

How to properly say words like “windmills/pillow/milk”

Dolly’s dad taught her proper pronunciation at the fair

Friends: forever or seasonal

Eras of technology and pop culture

Greenday’s “Dookie” album

Trash TV shows

David Spade’s “Bachelor in Paradise” experience

Skin care for your face

Our collective age

Drugs we take

Belly Buttons are weird

Chalk boards in school

Erik’s favorite math teacher

Shop class

3D printers and the future

The best ways to have good looking skin

Pronouncing: Jojoba Oil, Quinoa, and Acai

Languages are hard

Dolly goes to an Italian restaurant and gets corrected by a waiter

We are our own worse critics

And much more…

In this episode we talk about:

Famous people that died

The 27 club

Board games and hour glasses

Team games

Tyra banks

The band Spin Doctors and their obsession with Superman

Catching up on sleep and intermittent fasting

A homeless guy gives Erik a compliment

Danzig is ripped

Home workouts

Steak sandwiches

Batchworthy Sauces

We love Mandy Moore

Mandy’s adventure hikes

Submitting vs summiting

Llamas: the original pack animal

Fun facts about Llamas

Erik’s friend’s Llama falls out of a trailer

Sammy burps while we’re talking

Beacon Rock and the Columbia Gorge

Dolly is an inside winter person

Erik loves the heat

Thoughts on climate change

Hollow Earth Theory

Big Foot

Los Angeles, CA and Venice, Italy 2020

The sweet smell of Camas, WA

Erik explains Cesspools

The disadvantage of working at a treatment plant

The smells of sugary treats and candy

Least favorite candy smell

Dolly wants to be a machine

The mountains of sugar in our daily diets

Erik says "I like hot cereal" (Dolly has never said that phrase)

Horchata and Arroz con Leche

Textures that gross people out

Erik accidentally ate seafood

Smelly fruit and stinky Tofu

Grapefruit: the fruit kids hate

Costa Rica and giant frogs

Poisonous creatures

Getting drafted into the military in the 90’s

That one time Erik’s family almost moved to Belize

Dolly gives a shoutout to her allergy medication

Growing your own food vs eating a trash diet

Pho restaurants in Seattle area

Cheese Zombies

Erik’s grandma made Peanut Butter and Butter sandwiches

Mayonaise on a grilled cheese (no thanks)

The Big Chill and the Mayonaise sandwich

Top 3 foods we hate

Super rare steak

Wet foods that aren’t supposed to be wet

Super sprayer restaurant sinks

Slipping and falling in public

Walking out of the bathroom with TP on your shoe

That one time Jake had dog poop on his shoe

And that one time that Dolly didn’t tell Erik he had a bat in the cave

Check your face before you go out in public

And much more…

Sammy jumps on the mic

And we talk about:

What if our pets are aliens?

We can’t say the word “Rural”

30 Rock and Arrested Development’s tongue twisters

How Television ratings work

Dairy ruins everything

Sammy slurps up some water

Dolly re-watches Smallville

The timeless comedy of Chris Farley

I Love Lucy’s comedy setup

Erik watches super old shows

The days of TV Land

Don Knotts

Ron Howard: Child star to Hollywood Director

Bonanza

Dolly’s favorite Mexican shows: The Red Grasshopper & El Chavo del Ocho

Erik’s Grandpa knew 5 languages

The story of Erik’s grandparents during WWII Germany

The human body’s reaction to hearing bombs dropping

History of Erik’s family in detail…too much detail

Old picture frames and paintings

The benefits of apprenticeships

Education and the expectation of a career

Dolly sneezes

Erik realizes summer’s almost over

Mark Hoppus (Blink 182) cancer diagnosis

How many summer’s do we have left?

Loving where you live

The race toward happiness

Happiness vs Contentment

Filling the void by buying stuff

Erik’s biggest temptation: Camera Gear

Dolly is a curator of nice things

Espresso Machines

Professional vs Prosumer

We both spend too much money on nice things

Erik’s ancient golf clubs

Inappropriate joke about world hunger

The crisis of hunger

Charities and changing the world

The American way: Spending more than you make

The real cost of buying a boat

More of Erik’s family history

The real price of alcoholism

And much more…

We just turned 25!!!

And in this episode we talk about:

The definition of “Butt Load”

Living in the country near cows

Erik’s friend's cow pie story

Thomas Crapper

Pastors that swear in church

The woes of remote podcasting

Dolly’s apology about non-active listening

Kids in high school do dumb stuff

Erik’s story about asking a girl out in High School

Dancing is from the devil

Liquid courage + Dancing

Dolly wasn’t allowed to dance

Line Dancing TV shows

Growing up without Television

Sleepovers

Erik poops his pants on a sleepover (as a kid)

Don’t poop your pants

Our bodies are miraculous but gross

Erik’s entire family works in the medical field

Dolly’s goes to the hospital

Web MD vs actual doctors

Erik tries to get an A in high school Bible class and fails

Donating blood

Colonoscopy preparation

Pills are allows too big

The rules of conversation

Haircuts and talking with stylists

Dolly’s hair secret

Long hair vs short hair

Energy Vampires

Covid social circles

Therapy

Singing impromptu songs to end the podcast

And much more…

Special Guest Micaela Tucker joins us and reviews a movie!

And we talk about:

The NBA finals 2021

Basketball team names

NHL video games

Dolly’s thoughts on sports

Fantasy Football

Dolly’s Kitchen is still getting fixed

Her house has shrunk yet she still likes staying inside

Erik’s Dad goes out on the town

Dolly and Micaela review “Rent” the movie

Paying rent is what life is all about as an adult

The Review begins…there’s a black screen at the beginning

Rosario Dawson and Taye Diggs

Gotee vs clean faced

Favorite couple in the movie

Old School home answering machines

A deep dive into “Rent”

A brief review of the movie “Cats”

Dolly roasts Micaela about watching Cats without her

“Selena” the movie

Dolly can’t say Bernadette Peters

Erik reviews the review of “Rent”

Movie vs Theater versions of musicals

That one time Erik saw “Wicked”

“Jersey Boys” the movie

Clint Eastwood

Things tourists do

Malls a.k.a. energy suckers

Artists that sing their own names at the beginning of their songs

Garry Marshall’s movies

We’re happy not knowing everything about everything

Selena and Donna Summer

Biopic films

Going on walks with music vs without music

Sammy snores

Info on our socials

Thoughts on merch

We talk about what a Dicky is

And much more…

Special Guest Nicki Navarro joins us once again!

And we talk about:

Nicki’s family is the best

Golden Doodle’s and hair cuts

Our favorite dogs we had growing up

Pets that live forever

Snot rockets and cats

TV shows to watch in the winter vs summer

A wasp lands on Dolly

More about our favorite pets

Dog farts

Sammi and Stinky (the dogs)

Jerry Lewis’s animated comic style

Watching classic films

The golden age actors of Hollywood

We find out that Nicki doesn’t like movies

She also doesn’t like games

Nicki’s hobbies

People that know me know that I __________

Sharing our opinions with others

Social Media

Staying positive during crazy times

Erik is a vocal processor

Creativity as a lifestyle

Favorite places we’ve travelled

Favorite international foods

Jurassic Park

Erik’s real life dinosaur experience at OMSI

Scientists are trying to create Chicken dinosaurs

Animals that are extinct

Outer Space and Intelligent life on other planets

Killing bugs and feeling bad about it

Alien abduction vs human abduction

The movie Signs

Levitation

Dua Lipa and Elton John

Time Traveling in movies

When will we die?

Following your dreams

Life goals

Our Instagram Explore pages

Basketball and Tik Tok videos

The Social Dilemma

Zit popping videos

Dolly’s Dear Diary series

And much more…

We have a very special guest Nicki Navarro!

And we talk about:

Getting married and changing last names

Proper introductions for Nicki

We’re a surface podcast with deep topics

Erik’s mom takes a picture of him at a sad moment as a kid

The trouble with having the same name as your parents

Our worst moments as kids

Capturing memories back in the day on film

Sammy the dog chews on a stick and she still loves eating grass

People in the Bible who ate grass

Wheatgrass shots and shot glasses

The many uses of the word “vessel”

Dolly spills coffee on her favorite shirt

Erik’s favorite V-Neck shirt made by Allmade Apparel (shameless promo)

When you find a pair of jeans you like, buy a few pairs of them

Clothes from the 90’s

Being tall at a young age, and the fear of becoming a giant

Short actors

Erik mixes up actors in movies and confuses everyone

The Movie Hook explained in a Jeopardy format

Your height doesn’t equal your value

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake & Beyonce and Jay Z

Depends diapers/pants

Dolly and Erik aren’t thrilled about getting old

Nicki is excited to get old

Dying your hair or going gray

Anti aging skin products

Botox: The good, the bad, the ugly

When it comes to beauty and fashion, do what makes you feel your best!

Steve Martin the immortal actor

The movie “The Jerk”

“Father of the Bride” movies

“Pure Luck” with Martin Short

Martin Short is an epic human being

SNL actors and actresses

Erik has a spider on his shoulder and freaks out!

All about Spiders

Daddy Long Legs are the least poisonous to humans

Nicki’s greatest fear is Spiders

The many scary spiders in Australia

Giant rats of New York City

More spider stories

Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra

Forging our parent’s signatures

That one time Dolly went to the principle’s office

Our favorite quirky teachers

Coffee and Cigarettes

Align your soul with good things

Lizzo knows best

Drake, Ariana Grande and Rihanna

Dolly’s kitchen is getting remodeled

Demolition

Our podcast snacks this week

Andes Mints

Power walking

“Mindful” walking

Be mindful

And much more…