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  • Episode 67

    In this week’s episode we talk about a wide variety of things!

    Here’s a few highlights:

    Breaking things we own

    Dolly’s day on Capitol Hill

    The human brain and music

    The amazing world of Milk Tea

    Eating fish and their eggs

    Our food poisoning stories

    Erik wants to own a Sea Horse

    Shoes vs sandals in warm weather

    The California Coast

    Things we love about the PNW

    Dolly’s haircare secrets

    Sucking on roots in the woods

    And much more…

    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 66

    We’re joined again by special guest McCayla Butler!!!

    And we talk about:

    Crab Cakes: What are they made of?

    Wishing someone “a Happy Mother’s Day” etiquette

    McCayla keeps roasting Dolly

    Dolly starts laughing uncontrollably

    Blogging

    We explain what a Blog is

    Elder Millennials

    Social media and it’s addicting elements

    The varying degrees of being an addict

    Erik’s instagram gets hacked and he has to delete it, losing all his “friends”

    Our Podcast Instagram account is still hacked

    The motivation of hackers

    Is there a time you could smell what you just ate?

    Hot dog breath

    The right time to get a new dog

    Having a pet as a kid

    Time stands still once you get a pet

    Old cats that still love to play

    “Skeletor” the cat

    The pain of having to choose to put a pet down

    Choosing a puppy or a weathered dog

    Erik messes up the term “Long in the tooth”

    Owning a Sabretooth Tiger tooth

    Dolly has something on her pants

    Henry the cat cleans his butt and then drools on Erik

    McCayla takes her headphones off, similar to Christine Bell on “The Armchair Expert”

    Things we love about Dolly

    We have a final quick question for McCayla

    Life lessons

    Dolly roasts McCayla as she tries to speak

    Getting back to normal after Covid and burning out again just like before

    Birthday euphoria followed by the blues

    Withholding a surprise

    And much more…

    47 min
  • Episode 65

    We’re joined by returning special guest McCayla Butler!!!

    It’s Dolly’s Birthday, and we talk about:

    Joan of Arc and the origins of McCayla’s middle name

    Dolly’s Croquet story

    How to play croquet

    Is Lavender a flower?

    British vs American ways of saying things

    McCayla roasts Dolly for a few minutes

    The podcast jacket for the 5 timers

    Dolly didn’t grow up in Wenatchee

    McCayla questions if Erik actually went to college

    Colleges in Walla Walla, WA

    The Whitman missionaries story

    Walla Walla is now the Napa Valley of WA

    McCayla’s connection to Kristin Bell

    2010 TV shows with Kristen Bell

    Birthday etiquette: When to wish someone happy birthday

    McCayla’s Back to the Future California trip this summer

    San Diego

    Erik hates being late

    Triggers for Enneagram 6’s

    Astrology signs and generic characteristics

    Disturbing discovery about Retinol face cream

    Many supplements have meat products in them

    Growing up vegetarian and accidentally eating meat

    Erik still hates condiments

    Saying words with a fancy twist

    What the word “Forever” means

    The concept of Heaven and hell

    Different views on what happens when you die

    What is time?

    Linear timelines and the human brain

    Being an Elder Millennial

    Understanding Millennials

    The original distracted drivers: fiddling with CD cases while driving

    Thieves don’t steal Christian stuff

    Joel Osteen’s motivational audio books

    And much more…

    46 min
  • Episode 64

    Jake joins us this week!!!

    And we talk about:

    Drunk personas

    Erik’s favorite happy hour drinks

    People that used to drive drunk/buzzed

    The OG podcast episodes

    Jake and Michelle’s house plants

    Plants create oxygen

    The death of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    America’s painted rats in a bad light

    The real lifespan of a turtle

    Dolly’s beliefs on the Yakuza

    The 90’s live action Ninja Turtles movies

    The Coreys: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

    Corey Feldman’s live show @ Studio Seven

    The beach is the only place people should wear bikinis

    “She Shreds” goes to NAMM and discovers an inappropriate product

    Companies that use women in bikinis

    Baywatch’s ridiculously long body shot montages

    Lotta’s “Big Big Energy”

    Going to the casino and winning

    Jake’s lucky Estate Sale find

    The way people from England say “Z”

    The origin story of the Clyde Hill neighborhood near Bellevue, WA

    East coast cities named after European cities

    The meaning behind the name Portland

    How to spell “Mississippi” and “Bananas”

    Our morning routine updates

    Face moisturizer with SPF

    Vitamin D from the sun vs suppliments

    Jake’s face needs more moisture and forgot how to say “Milligrams”

    Chemical names are hard to say, so we make up our own name “Florp”

    Dying your hair naturally doesn’t work well, you needs drugs/chems

    Harry Potter hair styles

    Beard comb-over

    Random hair that can appear anywhere

    Dolly gives her dad a haircut and it goes wrong

    Erik’s dad cut his brother’s ear once while giving him a haircut

    The Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield fight

    Celebrities speaking truth and focusing on friends and family instead of fame

    We’re all stand up comics in our own lives

    Erik hasn’t seen Grease and gets confused by Dolly’s instagram story reference

    Grease: the musical and The Outsiders

    Book report hack: pick a book that was made into a movie

    Jake’s daughter Molly joins us for the end of the podcast

    We predict Molly’s future

    Sweetheart vs Bless their heart

    And much more…

    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 63

    In this week’s episode we talk about:

    Doom Scrolling

    Disassociation

    Being the first person to like someone’s social media post

    Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon

    The moon landing “studio” footage

    Living an honest life or living a lie

    Postal workers and the term “Going Postal”

    Sammy goes to the groomers

    The proper term for someone who grooms animals

    Peeing from excitement

    Selling your pet at the groomer

    Puking in a car

    Easiest ways to detail your own vehicle

    Best car color to avoid it looking dirty

    Erik’s dad gets a visit from some old friends

    Staying connected to friends and family

    Liam and Noel Gallagher: the brothers from the band Oasis

    Erik tries using some “Millennial” slang

    Dolly’s been ripping up the roof of her mouth

    Erik experiences too much smoked salmon

    The $60 shrimp salad

    Fremont’s cool guitar shop “Dusty Strings”

    Vegan desserts

    Themed restaurants and Buffets

    Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream shops

    Popular Gelato flavors

    Erik’s google searching issues and reading instruction manuals in front of people

    The link between reading and speech

    The English language is hard

    How to properly say “Cochlear implants”

    Knowing another language so well you begin thinking in that language

    Robert Pattinson as the new Batman

    The Twilight series and other great Robby Patti hits

    Big budget movies and their picky audience

    Dolly’s take on new super hero movies

    The world of Marvel and DC comics vs their movies and TV shows

    Lollipops: A great way to drink a ton of your own saliva

    Ice Cream vs Suckers/Lollipops

    Being tracked by bots online

    We do a screen time tracking experiment

    Music is the soundtrack to our lives

    Leisure time is at an all time high

    Not needing to hunt/grow your own food

    Erik buys a bunch of survival food

    The great Toilet Paper shortage of 2020

    Buying in advance or when you need something

    Fishing is a great way to always have food

    We don’t encourage shooting whales

    The movie that exposed Seaworld

    Mankind is an orcas biggest threat

    Our dilemma with Zoos

    Face to face with a sea lion way down in the Puget Sound

    Whale season in Hawaii and California

    Erik’s favorite city grouping in CA: Monterey, Carmel by the Sea, Pacific Grove

    17 Mile Drive and other cool attractions in that area

    Bad weather on the California Coast during a Super 8mm film shoot

    Dolly’s upcoming vacation

    Traveling down the Oregon Coast

    Best time of the year to have a birthday

    Ways to get the best sun tan

    Turning a burn into a tan

    Movies about Albinos starring Sean Penn

    Erik reads the synopsis of the movie “The Game”

    Michael Douglas’s cancer controversy

    Kirk Douglas lived to 104

    Our cultures obsession with beauty and youthfulness

    Going grey to start looking older

    Dolly’s tips on how to wear a baseball hat with long hair

    The Refreshments: one of Erik’s favorite 90’s bands

    Supporting our local baseball heroes: The Mariners

    Ivars Clam Chowder bowl

    Unhealthy cooking habits from Erik’s childhood

    And much more…

    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode 62

    Becky Glaser returns as our special guest!!!

    It’s the 50th Anniversary of “The Godfather” and we review it!

    In this episode we talk about:

    Becky’s alternative middle name

    Godfather’s Pizza and other pizza chains

    Trying to go to Italy next month, but neglecting to order a new passport

    Sammy’s water drinking habits

    Milkshakes and other dairy products that mess with us

    Erik’s thoughts on The Godfather before reading about it or watching it

    Our parents guide our paths and thoughts when we’re kids

    A brief synopsis of the movie

    Marlon Brando: An American Icon

    Being above the law (a.k.a a gangster)

    Like father like son

    Young Al Pacino and James Caan

    Marrying into a mob family

    Kids have trouble watching dialogue based movies these days

    Singers with ties to the mob

    Horse heads in beds

    Robert Duvall as Tom (the lawyer)

    Other iconic gangster movies

    Francis Ford Coppola

    Sammy goes outside to pee

    Moving from Casinos to the drug business

    The brothers

    Don Vito Corleone is shot

    Why do people in movies always try to hide the body?

    The baker and the hospital scene

    The pregnant Corleone sister who gets beat up by her non-mob husband

    An eye for an eye

    The death of Sonny Corleone

    The new Godfather that kills his Godson’s father

    Diane Keaton as Michael’s wife

    Death is currency in The Godfather

    The corn pasture scene with Vito Corleone

    Michael hides out in Italy

    Gangsters with class

    Erik reminisces about Scarf Juggling and that one Criss Cross song

    Dolly notices something hilarious during the wedding scene in the movie

    Singing at weddings: American vs European weddings

    The dancing “cop” at the courthouse

    Apollonia Vitelli-Corleone’s story

    Movies that have quoted from The Godfather

    Marbles in Marlon’s mouth

    A country drive with “Marinara sauce” guy

    Happy wife, happy life

    The new show about the making of The Godfather: The Offer

    Wine in pitchers vs bottles

    Cannoli

    And much more…

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 61

    We’re joined by special guest Becky Glaser!!!

    We give her a proper introduction, and guess her middle name!

    And we talk about:

    Zoolander quotes

    Erik’s fishy movie

    Dolly takes a trip to the dry side of the state

    Spending time with family

    Living with family

    Putting the wrong age on a birthday card

    Living by our own rules within other people’s rules

    Erik’s Hot tubing and Go Cart building days

    Peanut butter with white rice

    Hiking the Pacific Crest Trail

    Our traumatic childhood experiences…Erik’s Go Cart accident

    Becky got stung by a Bumble Bee as a child

    And Dolly fell down a lot

    Rollerblading as an adult is still cool

    Rollerskating vs Rollerblading

    Youth Camps and PDA checks

    Our childhood heroes

    Steve Green, Keith Green and Greenday and other nostalgic artists

    Musicians and plane crashes

    Calling each other old based on cultural references

    How to age backwards

    Feeling grounded by being a parent

    Being a good parent and the sacrifices

    Having pets vs having kids

    How to tell a girl horse from a boy horse

    Foods that mess with our bodies

    Erik’s new diet plan called “Food Poisoning”

    Sober vomiting vs non-sober vomiting

    Haystacks: The Adventist taco salad

    Knowing when to leave a party

    Socks with food on them

    Severance: Ben Stiller’s new show

    Girls

    Mad Men

    Things that didn’t age well

    Becky gets compared to Don Draper’s wife

    January Jones’ introduction to the Hollywood party scene

    Sammi toots again…

    Fake meat will give you some real bad gas

    Erik eats canned hotdogs

    Opening cans of Tuna in the office and microwaving leftover Salmon

    Dolly loves hotdogs, but not a big Seattle Dog fan

    Carne Asada and Hot dog combo

    Reminicing about Dolly’s Grandma’s birthday party in Mexico

    Local Seattle Mexican pastry shops

    Bad toilet experience in Central America

    Outhouses filled with unidentifiable bugs

    IT: The toilet clown scene

    Tim Curry as Pennywise

    Being desensitized by watching horror movies as a kid

    Wild Country: the documentary about a cult from Oregon in the 1980s

    Cults are bad…M’kay

    Becky goes to a PBR event

    The movie “8 Seconds”

    Erik forgets that Luke Perry died

    Reaching out to famous people on social media

    Speaking in definitives vs possibilities

    Meeting famous people at their shows

    90’s sitcoms

    Becky’s questions for Erik & Dolly

    Filling out dating site profiles

    The meaning of life

    And much more…

    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 60

    In this episode we talk about:

    As a kid Dolly wasn’t allowed to join Chess club

    Growing up anti-social

    Care Bears class (aka therapy)

    Being put in Spanish class, while only speaking English

    Auditing classes vs attending college classes

    Adam Sandler’s movie “Billy Madison”

    People that look like animals

    The Zodiac killer

    Lake Berryessa and the Berryessa Beast

    Seattle's Greenlake and Ted Bundy

    Dolly’s hair reminds her of The Night Stalker’s hair

    How the Night Stalker was captured

    What’s the definition of justice?

    Seattle’s vigilante superhero

    What’s something fake in a movie that you wish was real?

    The movie “What Dreams May Come”

    Greek Mythology

    Favorite college classes we took

    Screenwriting class

    The movie about the Enumclaw horse incident

    Dolly spins out of control for a couple minutes

    The writing process for professional screenwriters

    Space technology

    Traveling to Outer Space

    Space Odyssey 2001

    Interstellar and it’s deeper meaning

    Want to age gracefully? Go to space!

    Space diapers and the inconvenience of going to space

    Astronaut salaries and sacrifices

    Being clostrophobic and going Spelunking/Caving

    The Ape Caves on Mt St Helens

    Avoiding dangerous situations

    Being dehydrated at all times

    One lane roads on the side of cliffs

    Dangerous tour bus adventures

    Erik’s brother visits Machu Picchu in Peru

    Crop circles

    Doing projects that feed your soul, not deplete it

    The amazing world of dating and putting “Spiritual” in your religion preferences

    The definition of “Spiritual”

    Dolly’s attracting the satanists on dating apps

    Erik’s very narrow dating app potentials

    Walking the road of online dating is a delicate path

    Judge not lest ye be judged

    Are we programmed into our beliefs?

    Religion is man made

    Community is a big part of humanity

    Forced belief systems

    Erik’s favorite spiritual quote

    Dolly doubles down on talking about the Enumclaw story and spins out again

    That one time Erik grew a weed plant in 8th grade

    Seeking our parent’s approval

    One more disturbing true story

    And much more…

    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 59

    Dolly’s Back!!!

    And we talk about:

    Insane asylums

    Busy Philipps

    People with animal names

    Feeding Ducks

    Erik raised ducks, Dolly wants to eat them

    Boi vs Boy

    The Oscars 2022: The Good, the bad…the ugly

    Shoutout to Hannah!

    Kanye West & Taylor Swift vs Will Smith and Chris Rock

    Inequality in Hollywood between actors and actresses pay

    Dolly reviews the 2022 Oscars

    Afro-Latina representation in film

    Ariana DeBose wins!!!

    The slap heard/seen around the world

    Amy Schumer kills at the Oscars

    Will’s acceptance speech

    Rachel Zegler’s path to The Oscars

    Seeing legendary heroes in their later stages of life

    Definition of Ableism

    Liza Minnelli and Lady Gaga’s cute moment

    Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga’s relationship

    Her documentary “Five Foot Two”

    Famous people being bombarded by Paparazzi in their normal lives

    Erik sees Jerry Cantrell at Burgermaster, and his friend meets Jerry in LA

    Taking photos with famous musicians

    Jim Carrey’s wise words about meeting people

    Getting terrible surprise photos taken of you

    How you can become a Paparazzi

    Erik tries to capture Brian Wilson singing “Love and Mercy” in concert

    What’s the purpose of posting photos/videos on social media?

    Going social or going non-social?

    Motivation…the enemy of indifference

    Dolly’s sees Norah Jones live

    Self reflection

    Our biggest insecurities/fears

    Erik reflects on being the concept of being “a bull in a china shop”

    Satisfaction

    Constantly looking for the next big thing

    Joan of Arc commanded an army when she was 17

    Be kind to yourself

    The songs that are playing in our heads right now

    And much more…

    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 58

    Our special guest Brandon Dannals is back!!!

    And we talk about:

    Poparazzi

    US Weekly’s “Celebrities are just like us” section

    Febreeze and Poo-Pourri

    Brandon’s opening thoughts

    Hail Caesar! (The movie)

    Erik’s feature length film “Triple Bogey” starring Brandon

    Filming on the set of Bandits with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton

    Having the same name as a famous guitarist

    The meaning of “You know what I mean”

    Brandon’s film career and potential future projects

    We use some big words for a minute…then quickly return to small words

    Anthropomorthic: our last big word

    Being college dropouts

    BS degrees

    Dreams of traveling and filming

    Learning about other cultures and their music

    Tongue drums

    Experience Music Project vs MoPop

    Things change as time passes

    Knowing when you’ve found your calling in life

    That one summer Brandon was a tour guide on the Olympic Peninsula

    Most people don’t enjoy their jobs/careers

    Words of wisdom from Mike Tyson

    The girl who quit a 6 figure career job to sell Boba Tea

    Brandon’s “3 week” trip to Mexico

    What’s the definition of a hippy?

    Having a hippy mindset without trippin’

    Tour guiding and living on the Big Island of Hawaii

    The meaning of Waimea

    Don’t take things from Hawaii

    Ceremonial blessings from the native people of the islands

    The troubles with living in a tent on the beach

    Our collective history of buying cheap vehicles

    Driving a 49cc scooter around the entire Big Island

    Brandon’s story about the “naturalist” in Kona

    Variety is the zest of life

    People that are scared to leave their “bubble”

    Traveling to Zion National Park

    Liquid courage

    Losing our mom’s to cancer at a young age

    Turning into a social butterfly

    College days

    Goofing off in college

    Latchkey after school program

    Erik’s dad picked them up 3 hours late every day after school

    The non-cell phone era

    Living as a positive person

    Da Kin and Ono Grinds

    And much more…

    1 hr 15 min

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Erik Johnson talks with friends about life, food, culture, habits, art, embarrassing moments and anything else under the sun.