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In this week’s episode we talk about a wide variety of things!
Here’s a few highlights:
Breaking things we own
Dolly’s day on Capitol Hill
The human brain and music
The amazing world of Milk Tea
Eating fish and their eggs
Our food poisoning stories
Erik wants to own a Sea Horse
Shoes vs sandals in warm weather
The California Coast
Things we love about the PNW
Dolly’s haircare secrets
Sucking on roots in the woods
And much more…
We’re joined again by special guest McCayla Butler!!!
And we talk about:
Crab Cakes: What are they made of?
Wishing someone “a Happy Mother’s Day” etiquette
McCayla keeps roasting Dolly
Dolly starts laughing uncontrollably
Blogging
We explain what a Blog is
Elder Millennials
Social media and it’s addicting elements
The varying degrees of being an addict
Erik’s instagram gets hacked and he has to delete it, losing all his “friends”
Our Podcast Instagram account is still hacked
The motivation of hackers
Is there a time you could smell what you just ate?
Hot dog breath
The right time to get a new dog
Having a pet as a kid
Time stands still once you get a pet
Old cats that still love to play
“Skeletor” the cat
The pain of having to choose to put a pet down
Choosing a puppy or a weathered dog
Erik messes up the term “Long in the tooth”
Owning a Sabretooth Tiger tooth
Dolly has something on her pants
Henry the cat cleans his butt and then drools on Erik
McCayla takes her headphones off, similar to Christine Bell on “The Armchair Expert”
Things we love about Dolly
We have a final quick question for McCayla
Life lessons
Dolly roasts McCayla as she tries to speak
Getting back to normal after Covid and burning out again just like before
Birthday euphoria followed by the blues
Withholding a surprise
And much more…
We’re joined by returning special guest McCayla Butler!!!
It’s Dolly’s Birthday, and we talk about:
Joan of Arc and the origins of McCayla’s middle name
Dolly’s Croquet story
How to play croquet
Is Lavender a flower?
British vs American ways of saying things
McCayla roasts Dolly for a few minutes
The podcast jacket for the 5 timers
Dolly didn’t grow up in Wenatchee
McCayla questions if Erik actually went to college
Colleges in Walla Walla, WA
The Whitman missionaries story
Walla Walla is now the Napa Valley of WA
McCayla’s connection to Kristin Bell
2010 TV shows with Kristen Bell
Birthday etiquette: When to wish someone happy birthday
McCayla’s Back to the Future California trip this summer
San Diego
Erik hates being late
Triggers for Enneagram 6’s
Astrology signs and generic characteristics
Disturbing discovery about Retinol face cream
Many supplements have meat products in them
Growing up vegetarian and accidentally eating meat
Erik still hates condiments
Saying words with a fancy twist
What the word “Forever” means
The concept of Heaven and hell
Different views on what happens when you die
What is time?
Linear timelines and the human brain
Being an Elder Millennial
Understanding Millennials
The original distracted drivers: fiddling with CD cases while driving
Thieves don’t steal Christian stuff
Joel Osteen’s motivational audio books
And much more…
Jake joins us this week!!!
And we talk about:
Drunk personas
Erik’s favorite happy hour drinks
People that used to drive drunk/buzzed
The OG podcast episodes
Jake and Michelle’s house plants
Plants create oxygen
The death of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
America’s painted rats in a bad light
The real lifespan of a turtle
Dolly’s beliefs on the Yakuza
The 90’s live action Ninja Turtles movies
The Coreys: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman’s live show @ Studio Seven
The beach is the only place people should wear bikinis
“She Shreds” goes to NAMM and discovers an inappropriate product
Companies that use women in bikinis
Baywatch’s ridiculously long body shot montages
Lotta’s “Big Big Energy”
Going to the casino and winning
Jake’s lucky Estate Sale find
The way people from England say “Z”
The origin story of the Clyde Hill neighborhood near Bellevue, WA
East coast cities named after European cities
The meaning behind the name Portland
How to spell “Mississippi” and “Bananas”
Our morning routine updates
Face moisturizer with SPF
Vitamin D from the sun vs suppliments
Jake’s face needs more moisture and forgot how to say “Milligrams”
Chemical names are hard to say, so we make up our own name “Florp”
Dying your hair naturally doesn’t work well, you needs drugs/chems
Harry Potter hair styles
Beard comb-over
Random hair that can appear anywhere
Dolly gives her dad a haircut and it goes wrong
Erik’s dad cut his brother’s ear once while giving him a haircut
The Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield fight
Celebrities speaking truth and focusing on friends and family instead of fame
We’re all stand up comics in our own lives
Erik hasn’t seen Grease and gets confused by Dolly’s instagram story reference
Grease: the musical and The Outsiders
Book report hack: pick a book that was made into a movie
Jake’s daughter Molly joins us for the end of the podcast
We predict Molly’s future
Sweetheart vs Bless their heart
And much more…
In this week’s episode we talk about:
Doom Scrolling
Disassociation
Being the first person to like someone’s social media post
Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon
The moon landing “studio” footage
Living an honest life or living a lie
Postal workers and the term “Going Postal”
Sammy goes to the groomers
The proper term for someone who grooms animals
Peeing from excitement
Selling your pet at the groomer
Puking in a car
Easiest ways to detail your own vehicle
Best car color to avoid it looking dirty
Erik’s dad gets a visit from some old friends
Staying connected to friends and family
Liam and Noel Gallagher: the brothers from the band Oasis
Erik tries using some “Millennial” slang
Dolly’s been ripping up the roof of her mouth
Erik experiences too much smoked salmon
The $60 shrimp salad
Fremont’s cool guitar shop “Dusty Strings”
Vegan desserts
Themed restaurants and Buffets
Frozen Yogurt vs Ice Cream shops
Popular Gelato flavors
Erik’s google searching issues and reading instruction manuals in front of people
The link between reading and speech
The English language is hard
How to properly say “Cochlear implants”
Knowing another language so well you begin thinking in that language
Robert Pattinson as the new Batman
The Twilight series and other great Robby Patti hits
Big budget movies and their picky audience
Dolly’s take on new super hero movies
The world of Marvel and DC comics vs their movies and TV shows
Lollipops: A great way to drink a ton of your own saliva
Ice Cream vs Suckers/Lollipops
Being tracked by bots online
We do a screen time tracking experiment
Music is the soundtrack to our lives
Leisure time is at an all time high
Not needing to hunt/grow your own food
Erik buys a bunch of survival food
The great Toilet Paper shortage of 2020
Buying in advance or when you need something
Fishing is a great way to always have food
We don’t encourage shooting whales
The movie that exposed Seaworld
Mankind is an orcas biggest threat
Our dilemma with Zoos
Face to face with a sea lion way down in the Puget Sound
Whale season in Hawaii and California
Erik’s favorite city grouping in CA: Monterey, Carmel by the Sea, Pacific Grove
17 Mile Drive and other cool attractions in that area
Bad weather on the California Coast during a Super 8mm film shoot
Dolly’s upcoming vacation
Traveling down the Oregon Coast
Best time of the year to have a birthday
Ways to get the best sun tan
Turning a burn into a tan
Movies about Albinos starring Sean Penn
Erik reads the synopsis of the movie “The Game”
Michael Douglas’s cancer controversy
Kirk Douglas lived to 104
Our cultures obsession with beauty and youthfulness
Going grey to start looking older
Dolly’s tips on how to wear a baseball hat with long hair
The Refreshments: one of Erik’s favorite 90’s bands
Supporting our local baseball heroes: The Mariners
Ivars Clam Chowder bowl
Unhealthy cooking habits from Erik’s childhood
And much more…
Becky Glaser returns as our special guest!!!
It’s the 50th Anniversary of “The Godfather” and we review it!
In this episode we talk about:
Becky’s alternative middle name
Godfather’s Pizza and other pizza chains
Trying to go to Italy next month, but neglecting to order a new passport
Sammy’s water drinking habits
Milkshakes and other dairy products that mess with us
Erik’s thoughts on The Godfather before reading about it or watching it
Our parents guide our paths and thoughts when we’re kids
A brief synopsis of the movie
Marlon Brando: An American Icon
Being above the law (a.k.a a gangster)
Like father like son
Young Al Pacino and James Caan
Marrying into a mob family
Kids have trouble watching dialogue based movies these days
Singers with ties to the mob
Horse heads in beds
Robert Duvall as Tom (the lawyer)
Other iconic gangster movies
Francis Ford Coppola
Sammy goes outside to pee
Moving from Casinos to the drug business
The brothers
Don Vito Corleone is shot
Why do people in movies always try to hide the body?
The baker and the hospital scene
The pregnant Corleone sister who gets beat up by her non-mob husband
An eye for an eye
The death of Sonny Corleone
The new Godfather that kills his Godson’s father
Diane Keaton as Michael’s wife
Death is currency in The Godfather
The corn pasture scene with Vito Corleone
Michael hides out in Italy
Gangsters with class
Erik reminisces about Scarf Juggling and that one Criss Cross song
Dolly notices something hilarious during the wedding scene in the movie
Singing at weddings: American vs European weddings
The dancing “cop” at the courthouse
Apollonia Vitelli-Corleone’s story
Movies that have quoted from The Godfather
Marbles in Marlon’s mouth
A country drive with “Marinara sauce” guy
Happy wife, happy life
The new show about the making of The Godfather: The Offer
Wine in pitchers vs bottles
Cannoli
And much more…
We’re joined by special guest Becky Glaser!!!
We give her a proper introduction, and guess her middle name!
And we talk about:
Zoolander quotes
Erik’s fishy movie
Dolly takes a trip to the dry side of the state
Spending time with family
Living with family
Putting the wrong age on a birthday card
Living by our own rules within other people’s rules
Erik’s Hot tubing and Go Cart building days
Peanut butter with white rice
Hiking the Pacific Crest Trail
Our traumatic childhood experiences…Erik’s Go Cart accident
Becky got stung by a Bumble Bee as a child
And Dolly fell down a lot
Rollerblading as an adult is still cool
Rollerskating vs Rollerblading
Youth Camps and PDA checks
Our childhood heroes
Steve Green, Keith Green and Greenday and other nostalgic artists
Musicians and plane crashes
Calling each other old based on cultural references
How to age backwards
Feeling grounded by being a parent
Being a good parent and the sacrifices
Having pets vs having kids
How to tell a girl horse from a boy horse
Foods that mess with our bodies
Erik’s new diet plan called “Food Poisoning”
Sober vomiting vs non-sober vomiting
Haystacks: The Adventist taco salad
Knowing when to leave a party
Socks with food on them
Severance: Ben Stiller’s new show
Girls
Mad Men
Things that didn’t age well
Becky gets compared to Don Draper’s wife
January Jones’ introduction to the Hollywood party scene
Sammi toots again…
Fake meat will give you some real bad gas
Erik eats canned hotdogs
Opening cans of Tuna in the office and microwaving leftover Salmon
Dolly loves hotdogs, but not a big Seattle Dog fan
Carne Asada and Hot dog combo
Reminicing about Dolly’s Grandma’s birthday party in Mexico
Local Seattle Mexican pastry shops
Bad toilet experience in Central America
Outhouses filled with unidentifiable bugs
IT: The toilet clown scene
Tim Curry as Pennywise
Being desensitized by watching horror movies as a kid
Wild Country: the documentary about a cult from Oregon in the 1980s
Cults are bad…M’kay
Becky goes to a PBR event
The movie “8 Seconds”
Erik forgets that Luke Perry died
Reaching out to famous people on social media
Speaking in definitives vs possibilities
Meeting famous people at their shows
90’s sitcoms
Becky’s questions for Erik & Dolly
Filling out dating site profiles
The meaning of life
And much more…
In this episode we talk about:
As a kid Dolly wasn’t allowed to join Chess club
Growing up anti-social
Care Bears class (aka therapy)
Being put in Spanish class, while only speaking English
Auditing classes vs attending college classes
Adam Sandler’s movie “Billy Madison”
People that look like animals
The Zodiac killer
Lake Berryessa and the Berryessa Beast
Seattle's Greenlake and Ted Bundy
Dolly’s hair reminds her of The Night Stalker’s hair
How the Night Stalker was captured
What’s the definition of justice?
Seattle’s vigilante superhero
What’s something fake in a movie that you wish was real?
The movie “What Dreams May Come”
Greek Mythology
Favorite college classes we took
Screenwriting class
The movie about the Enumclaw horse incident
Dolly spins out of control for a couple minutes
The writing process for professional screenwriters
Space technology
Traveling to Outer Space
Space Odyssey 2001
Interstellar and it’s deeper meaning
Want to age gracefully? Go to space!
Space diapers and the inconvenience of going to space
Astronaut salaries and sacrifices
Being clostrophobic and going Spelunking/Caving
The Ape Caves on Mt St Helens
Avoiding dangerous situations
Being dehydrated at all times
One lane roads on the side of cliffs
Dangerous tour bus adventures
Erik’s brother visits Machu Picchu in Peru
Crop circles
Doing projects that feed your soul, not deplete it
The amazing world of dating and putting “Spiritual” in your religion preferences
The definition of “Spiritual”
Dolly’s attracting the satanists on dating apps
Erik’s very narrow dating app potentials
Walking the road of online dating is a delicate path
Judge not lest ye be judged
Are we programmed into our beliefs?
Religion is man made
Community is a big part of humanity
Forced belief systems
Erik’s favorite spiritual quote
Dolly doubles down on talking about the Enumclaw story and spins out again
That one time Erik grew a weed plant in 8th grade
Seeking our parent’s approval
One more disturbing true story
And much more…
Dolly’s Back!!!
And we talk about:
Insane asylums
Busy Philipps
People with animal names
Feeding Ducks
Erik raised ducks, Dolly wants to eat them
Boi vs Boy
The Oscars 2022: The Good, the bad…the ugly
Shoutout to Hannah!
Kanye West & Taylor Swift vs Will Smith and Chris Rock
Inequality in Hollywood between actors and actresses pay
Dolly reviews the 2022 Oscars
Afro-Latina representation in film
Ariana DeBose wins!!!
The slap heard/seen around the world
Amy Schumer kills at the Oscars
Will’s acceptance speech
Rachel Zegler’s path to The Oscars
Seeing legendary heroes in their later stages of life
Definition of Ableism
Liza Minnelli and Lady Gaga’s cute moment
Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga’s relationship
Her documentary “Five Foot Two”
Famous people being bombarded by Paparazzi in their normal lives
Erik sees Jerry Cantrell at Burgermaster, and his friend meets Jerry in LA
Taking photos with famous musicians
Jim Carrey’s wise words about meeting people
Getting terrible surprise photos taken of you
How you can become a Paparazzi
Erik tries to capture Brian Wilson singing “Love and Mercy” in concert
What’s the purpose of posting photos/videos on social media?
Going social or going non-social?
Motivation…the enemy of indifference
Dolly’s sees Norah Jones live
Self reflection
Our biggest insecurities/fears
Erik reflects on being the concept of being “a bull in a china shop”
Satisfaction
Constantly looking for the next big thing
Joan of Arc commanded an army when she was 17
Be kind to yourself
The songs that are playing in our heads right now
And much more…
Our special guest Brandon Dannals is back!!!
And we talk about:
Poparazzi
US Weekly’s “Celebrities are just like us” section
Febreeze and Poo-Pourri
Brandon’s opening thoughts
Hail Caesar! (The movie)
Erik’s feature length film “Triple Bogey” starring Brandon
Filming on the set of Bandits with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton
Having the same name as a famous guitarist
The meaning of “You know what I mean”
Brandon’s film career and potential future projects
We use some big words for a minute…then quickly return to small words
Anthropomorthic: our last big word
Being college dropouts
BS degrees
Dreams of traveling and filming
Learning about other cultures and their music
Tongue drums
Experience Music Project vs MoPop
Things change as time passes
Knowing when you’ve found your calling in life
That one summer Brandon was a tour guide on the Olympic Peninsula
Most people don’t enjoy their jobs/careers
Words of wisdom from Mike Tyson
The girl who quit a 6 figure career job to sell Boba Tea
Brandon’s “3 week” trip to Mexico
What’s the definition of a hippy?
Having a hippy mindset without trippin’
Tour guiding and living on the Big Island of Hawaii
The meaning of Waimea
Don’t take things from Hawaii
Ceremonial blessings from the native people of the islands
The troubles with living in a tent on the beach
Our collective history of buying cheap vehicles
Driving a 49cc scooter around the entire Big Island
Brandon’s story about the “naturalist” in Kona
Variety is the zest of life
People that are scared to leave their “bubble”
Traveling to Zion National Park
Liquid courage
Losing our mom’s to cancer at a young age
Turning into a social butterfly
College days
Goofing off in college
Latchkey after school program
Erik’s dad picked them up 3 hours late every day after school
The non-cell phone era
Living as a positive person
Da Kin and Ono Grinds
And much more…
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