Brad's marketing scheme leaves much to be desired. Dave is Tokyo drifting across town. And the guys go back to Driver's Ed to learn about high-stakes drag racing.

Dave's house guests bend the laws of physics to surprise him early, while another surprise awaits him at work. Check out the Facebook page for a video reference. https://www.facebook.com/shootingitpod/ Brad is barely surviving the commute with an aggressive chauffeur.

It's the first — of many? — Shooting the Sh!t Watchalong! Dave and Brad are recording together in studio, while watching the modern Christmas classic, Home Alone. So pop some corn, pour some eggnog, and cue up your copy for maximum listening enjoyment. 

Dave's on Cloud City with a full docket up for discussion. Anti-tank ammo keistered in England. An avalanche of scorpions taking over Egypt. And Dave considers how long he could last on a desert island with Brad before bludgeoning him to death.

Brad discovers some cherished belongings are Tide Pod fresh. Dave welcomes his new xenobot sexual overlords. And some dark hazings from Brad's elementary school days.

Dave calls to order an emergency episode, as a typical ride to work turns into a real-life encounter with... a specter. Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and get ready for the spooky.

Dave gets hosed out of front-row Patriots tickets.  A prominent adult website releases an interesting statement. Brad's dreaming of a white trash Christmas. And Home Alone 2 takes a rough ride. 

There's a new STD on the rise. Brad is getting naughty with his clone. And Dave relives a traumatizing freshman initiation.

Dave has a rendezvous with "Sweet Lady O." Brad hits the west coast. Disneyland, Aaron Lewis, Daisy Duck, and d*ck pics. It's a full hour of catching up on Shootin' It!

Up for discussion this week: the Black Plague, cock rockets in outer space, and axe throwing. Also, Dave overloads on virtual sex.