Today's episode gets all up in there, from OG adult toys to giraffe necks.

Today's special guest is Farmer Matt, enjoy the episode!

Today the Short Kings talk about how ahead of its time MySpace was. We also recall prank calling people with eBaum's World sound boards. If you don't listen to the full episode, may you have an itchy butthole for a week.

Today's episode touches base with all kinds of hot topics, including how likely we are to join a cult.

Today we discuss how much it would cost to be talked into working for the cartel. We also touch base on pigeon racing.

Take a ride through some grimy, nasty strip club stories with the short kings. From handy's to subway, we hit all the right spots in this one.

Today, we are joined by our rather tall king friend, Derek Smith. From religion to men wiping when they pee, we hit all the right spots with this one. Also, Raif debuts his new "trivia question of the episode" segment.

Join the Short Kings (and an average height king) on a sloppy, disgusting journey through the latest release of the Epstein files. We appreciate everyone that has stuck around, more episodes coming soon sloots!

We are back! Join us in knocking the cobwebs off and getting back to action, we hope everyone enjoys the episode.

The short kings are finally back in action, Tyler joins the pod yet again to be scolded by Ryan. Tyler talks more nonsense, and the fellas talk about how long they would last in prison before they would lay with a man. Enjoy the episode.