The Watts' (or is it Whitts?) car alarm is going off, causing their neighbors to react accordingly.

"Anthony Rinaldi died four years ago. He's still dead."

"There's a hearse parked outside our house..."

Pure satire here. Welcome to an unusual sort of academic talent show.

It's impossible, of course. Christopher knows there's no such thing as a Wolf-Man. Right?

"You will go on three journeys in your life," the fortune teller had told Raj, and so he had. Would a fourth journey prove disastrous?

The world may be a dangerous place for children, but young Karon is safe and sound in Mrs. Tiffee's care.

A 440-word romp of nonsense.

Blaire survives a horrific car accident, which should be cause for great joy and relief...

Felicia joins the McGruder family for an all-American Thanksgiving feast.