Sunday night emergency pod after the ballroom shooting. We break down the footage, the runner who moved at MK Ultra speeds, JD Vance's "can I finish my food?" face, and a peace sermon on why you shouldn't help other people.

Plus: Trump cancels Iran peace talks while claiming a "better deal" he can't describe, falls asleep mid-Oval Office meeting, and tells a reporter Vietnam took 18 years so don't rush him. Polymarket front-running, another dead NASA scientist (the aliens want their tech back), 24,000-year-old zombie worms thawed in a lab, and a closing argument for why Spirit Airlines must finally be put down.

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