Hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your mothers (Hannah). It's the Dark Night, the Pepper of the Earth, the one and only Femi! To a man like him, all pick-up problems must be solved in the most controversial way possible. 

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Juneteenth could've gone a little better for Xavier, Tony is tortured by the soul sisters of his past, and they both try to turn bread brands into pickup lines.

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Hector D. stops by with more beer for Tony as Xavier prepares for a sacrifice.

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Tony starts with a beer, Xavier takes out the garbage, and the two disagree on when it's finally okay to make a date rape joke.

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I already wrote a description for the first half of this episode, guys, c'mon.

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It's a girl! Finally, Xavier manages to lure a woman down to Tony's aluminum basement, and they all have a threesome... of problem-solving. Hannah Belmont provides the female perspective the podcast desperately, desperately needs.

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Nicky B joins Tony and Xavier in their efforts to fix this episode's messy attempts at seduction, ranging from scholarly rejections to removeable body parts.

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And you thought we wouldn't make it past two episodes... suck it. For their hat trick episode, Tony gets organized (or cheats, depending on how you look at it), Xavier shows up late (or early, depending on what time zone you're in), and they once again help their wannabe lover-boy-and-girl listeners hammer out their mistakes *wink*.

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In the pilot episode of their new podcast, Tony Gusto and Xavier Smith listen to stories about someone trying to hit on, flirt with, or generally attract a mate and fail miserably. The two hosts then inform the story-teller what sort of smooth talk they could employ to turn that situation around and get the girl (or guy, whatever).

In other words, the story-teller 'Shoulda Said That'.

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In this second, lackluster episode of their new-ish podcast, Tony and Xavier talk about if Xavier WAS gay, Tony's awful handwriting, and flossing with things you probably shouldn't floss with. With things which you probably shouldn't floss. Things of which with flossing you shouldn't. You know what, forget it. 

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