MAFS UK, season 9, week 9, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

It's the LAST WEEK of MAFS UK Season 9 and EVERYONE'S bottom bin this week. We've got final vows! We've got the reunion! We've got the final sofa session! Some people stay together. Some people are barely speaking! It's a MONSTER week and Geordie and Michelle are dipping a toe in the chicken bucket minus Jay yet again but to be honest, there's no room for Jay's opinion because Geordie and Michelle are on complete opposite sides of the fence with the Polly and Adam sh*tshow. Michelle thinks Adam's been thrown under the bus by the experts and the show. Geordie thinks Adam is childish. Michelle thinks Polly is a bullying monster. Geordie thinks Polly was misled. Gloves are off! What do you think?

And then there are the others... We've got dangly earrings! We've got muppet dresses! We've got feuds and rejections! We've got stuffed toys and turtle badges. We've got Luke regretting not terrorising Amy's b*mhole! We've got Hannah and Ryan who look like friends with benefits and Sacha in a purple-rinse Miss Piggy wig. We've got Kieran who can't help but spill he's been on dates and Holly going ballistic. We've got Hannah giving carvery and Kristina in floods of tears. We've got Stephen still shooting his shot and Orson flirting with Hannah. We've got Polly ruining the dinner party for everyone and Adam giving spite. Is Charlie still a lesbian and will Caspar ever see how great Emma is? What's with that knitted Mongolian Robe Kaftan Cardigan? What's with all the matchy matchy coords between Lathan and Lacey? Who stays together and who's a happy single? And where are the couples now? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 8, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Geordie and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 29, 30, 31 and 32. And it's a scrunchie full of drams... We see the end of homestays, last dates and girls and boys night... Luke is putting his foot in it left, right and centre, dropping lies, licking dogs, making sexy innuendos, commenting on the glow up, calling out Amy's botox and her mouldy ceiling. He upsets her friends... Rings are thrown, he can't tell her how many relationships he's had - can they turn it around? Craig McLachlan lookalike Ross is spanking that production budget by staying in yet another separate apartment after homestays - he's got a temper, so does Sacha. Can they make that final date work? And will either one of them move? Lacey and Nathan are super cute this week... Nathan gets a sick bag. Lacey gets a star. Moving on... Keiran and Kristina spend homestays apart and no matter what Kristina says, Kieran has the ick. He's not into her, he can't step up and has totally checked out. We feel for you, babe - RUN! And what's your take on Adam? Michelle thinks that poor b*stard is being honest, is out of his comfort zone, is giving Polly all he can but no matter what he does, he can't catch a break. Geordie thinks Adam is dishonest, is leading Polly on and can't meet Polly's needs. The pair go off-roading but it's the relationship that really goes off road. Can Adam get past the side-split jeans? Will Polly finally admit to herself he's just not into her? Plus we get cameos from ex brides and grooms who blow up the week even more. Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

See you next week for the final Married At First Sight UK dump! Listen here: https://podfollow.com/1771808037

We love it when you write in! Email all your rants, raves and predictions to [email protected] or slide into our DMs on Instagram @show_dumpin

For our exclusive first episode of Show Dumpin', head to https://www.patreon.com/eavesdroppin where Geordie, Jay and Michelle rip into the new season of MAFS UK.

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 7, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Geordie, Jay and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 25, 26, 27 and 28.

And it's another week and another hot mess... Bye bye Holly! Bye bye Alex! See you later Emma and Caspar... Now... Will Polly nibble that candy G-string? Will Adam ever want to throw one up her again? Will Luke get Amy to be more than a plank of wood? Will Amy be able to move past Luke's lies? Will Nathan and Lacey... oh whatever. Can Sacha ever be Ross's number one? Will Ross move (cos Sacha ain't doing it!)? Is it Blue or Bleu? How will Kieran ever see Kristina as more than a friend? Can Lacey ever be classy? How many lit-up trainer glass boxes can Adam have?? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

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See you next week for another Married At First Sight UK dump!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 6, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Geordie, Jay and Michelle are doing the MAFS on all things Married At First Sight UK, episodes 21, 22, 23 and 24.

Another week, another chicken bucket full of hot-wings drama... How many braincells did Richelle lose since being married to Orson? Bye bye guys! And bye bye Stephen and Hannah... Is Keiran calling time on his marriage with Kristina? Will Nathan tell Lacey he loves her before the experiment ends? What is Lacey talking about when she says Hannah and Orson have lipsed? Can anyone please just wipe that disturbing smirk off Alex's face? What really happened for Ryan and Sionnan leave the show? And what's happening to Ryan's jaw? Bye bye! Will Holly find the answers she needs when she takes her time out and goes home? Will Ross grovel enough to get back into Sacha's good books? Will Amy ever get Luke to park his car in the garage? Is Sacha a control freak? Will Polly take SOME responsibility for antagonising Adam (even if he deserved it)? Is there ever a moment when Luke won't take his shirt off? Will Adam ever genuinely say to Polly that she's beautiful? Will Caspar ever stop banging on about Emma not being vulnerable enough to make her be attractive to him? How many fake faces can Lacey do in her recreated-for-TV scenes? Will Alex just shut the f*ck up? What will be the fall out from Photo Gate? Another beige dinner anyone, Adam? Emma - can we borrow your brown jerkin? And as for your lack of visible vulnerability with Caspar... RUN! Will Ross blow his top at Alex? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

See you next week for another Married At First Sight UK dump!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 5, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire. And this week, Jay's back! He's here doing the MAFS with Geordie & Michelle, who together chat all things Married At First Sight UK episodes 17, 18, 19 and 20.

So - another total sh*tshow of a week with bullies, betrayals and bangs taking the show to a whole new level... Will Emma get more than a snog from Caspar, or did he get the ick? And will he ever stop moaning on about how she needs to be more vulnerable? Why did the experts let Alex off the hook when he was flirting with Amy and ignoring Holly? Will Hannah try to shag ALL the boys and touch their feet? Will Adam use the Stick or Twist betrayal to finally dump Polly on her arse? Will Polly ever stop being a school yard bully? Will Lacey and Nathan have a convo with more than 5 words? How many more cheesy lines can Luke throw out to Amy? Is there more than just a coldsore holding Keiran back when it comes to shagging Kristina? Will Stephen regret going against 'bro code' with Sionnan? Are Ross and Sacha too good to be true? Is Orson gonna wife-swap with Hannah? And can Richelle just stay forever because she's telly gold? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

See you next week for another Married At First Sight UK dump!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 4, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Geordie & Michelle chat Married At First Sight UK episodes 13, 14, 15 and 16, and what an absolute sh*tshow... Starting with Hannah and Stephen. She’s a drama queen, he’s smitten – until it all goes t*ts up and the trust hits bottom bin. What is the secret Hannah threatened to reveal?? Richelle’s got the hump with Orson and is just trying to sex it all away. Ross pumps iron with Sacha’s dad and gets the thumbs up. Binman Ryan is as daft as a brush – but he has hidden depths, people, hidden depths. Was Caspar deliberately channelling Ray Purchase in his cream polo neck? Will Amy get over the cringe with Luke? Adam finally sh*gs Polly but will it make him like her more? Will Alex stop flirting with Amy? Are Nacy and Lathan practicing for a hair-curling salon? Will Keiran’s cold-sore ever clear up? Listen now for all the goss! Harsh but fair. And just our opinions!

See you next week for another Married At First Sight UK dump!

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MAFS UK, season 9, week 3, 2024: we're here for the dumpster fire.

This week, Jay's off gallivanting so Geordie & Michelle chat Married At First Sight UK episodes 9, 10, 11 and 12, AKA Experts Week, AKA Inlaws Week, and what a week it was... From the honesty box to Paul C Brunson's leather trousers, this week brought the drama where we saw the disintegration of Eve and Charlie, Polly's mean side, Fajita Gate, Adam's lego head, Emma's wish to be top shagging, Caspar's M&S tulips, Orson being a soft boy, Kristina in a shopping trolly, Lacey's mum cooking zilch for Nathan and more - plus the introduction of new couple Amy and Luke. Pass us the sick bucket.

See you next week for another dump!

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MAFS UK is back for a 9th season and we're here for the dumpster fire! Join Geordie, Jay and Michelle for the highs and lows of week 2 of Married At First Sight UK 2024, where the couples bring teeth, tats, tans and tears up the aisle and beyond.

This week, the couples finish up their honeymoons, move in together, have their first dinner party and settle in for their first sesh on the couch - and we're all up in the drama! So join us for the lowdown on MAFS UK week 2, where we chat lego-head bowl cuts, fight styles, dodgy comments and more!

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