I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
Carl Barron

“No matter who the president is, your life isn’t going to change much, in my opinion. But buckle up—here we go. Like it or not, he’s our president. If you want him to fail, then you’re rooting for the United States to fail.”

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

“A winner is just a determined loser who decided to try one more time.”

“Strangers think I’m quiet. My friends think I’m outgoing. My best friends know that I’m completely insane!”

The failure of the family court system in America is a national scandal. Sadly, the mainstream media, whether out of ignorance or fear, refuses to cover it. That media silence means that every day, these American human rights abuses continue to occur.

Garland Waller

“We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.” ― Heidi R. Kling

“In the realm of femdom, pleasure is a currency, and I am the bank.”

One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...
But I won’t letter! 🤣 Thanks Anne

A bird without a song 🕊️