I hate when natural events force me to read for the first time in 7 years. I enjoy being dumb, don't make me read.

'tis the season to be 240 lbs and grow out that gosh darn neck beard. or if you're a girl, annoy your boyfriend about carving pumpkins.

brandon was accosted and I took a hike. overall a pretty good week if I do say so myself.

send to 10 people or be cursed forever

Existence is pain. Gains are pain. Let's hit this squat PR.

it's episode 69, so we go deep blue. oh no! a monkey! quick, a suggestion from the audience! give me a setting, quick!

if you're in the NBA and you're shorter than 6'4" then ladies can actually get you if they wanted. like, they're allowed.

don't you dare lick your fingers you condescending prick

water bottles and stamps are the top issues for the 65+ demographic. listen up.

what's the weather in your neck of the woods? bob barker sold mulch soap to inmates, spread the word.