give a man a recording device an he'll take an inch. give him a soundboard and he'll take a mile.

I'd give the chicken big mac a 6/10, too much bread and the sauce is overpowering. Have fun with this cool episode.

i can't wait to watch forrest gump again. it makes me so happy to make people have conversations about it.

quite similar to finding WMDs in the Middle East, if you will

The venn-diagram of female CPAP users and bus drivers is a complete circle. They fill a niche in life that one cannot put into words. The nuance and grace in which they live their lives is unparalleled.

bees are fish and if you're doing bath salts you'll want something sweet to go along with it.

spiders in my ears, spiders in my hair, spiders on my legs, spiders spiders spiders spiders

pretty wet and wild this episode, and as a reminder, going number two in the streets is not political party specific.

line up for the fun, the adventure of a solo man in a car. a modern-day philosopher, if you will.

Al-Gore-Rhythm