Swans are a swimming and we’re still answering questions.

Six geese a laying. And we hate geese.

Beta readers and Alpha readers. What are they? (And yeah, it’s late.)

Hah. I put this in the feed and forgot to make a blog post. Stone cold pros, folks.

We talk advertising jobs, Christmas movies, and Lea Thompson.

It’s DAY ONE where we come from Jodie Foster’s life sized advent apartment, and we discuss our old questions we’ve neglected! Today: Losing interest in something as you edit. We also discuss the bad sex writing awards.

The Ditch Diggers come to you live from Jeff Goldblum’s Free-Range Panther Habitat with special guests, Parvus Press co-founder and publisher, Colin Coyle, and FLOTSAM author RJ Theodore, known conversationally as Rekka! Jeff Goldblum’s open-door panther policy is discussed, including panther-proofed biometric panther doors, as well as the definition of “honcho” and how many honchos […]

I get into Save the Cat Writes a Novel, the new book covering the famous screenwriting beat sheet method and applies it to novels. Also, check out the Patreon to get the daily NaNoWriMo show and access to the Discord where you can hang with other listeners! ALSO- I will be appearing at Books With […]

Matt and Mur come to you live from Jeff Goldblum’s Seattle-based CPAP Emporium with special returning guest, Hugo-nominated writer, editor, and disability activist, Elsa Sjunneson-Henry The Ditch Diggers explain the incredibly inside-baseball location of today’s episode. Elsa answers a listener’s question about networking as an author with a disability, particularly at conventions, and con accessibility. […]

It’s that time of year again! NaNo is the reason for the season, after all.