ShrewdDewdz

Sorry, our days got away from us, but also we don't owe you an apology, it's the ShrewdDewdz way

Imagine, if you can, you're standing at the 19th hole, sweat drying on your dry-fit polo, the smooth buzz of endless bloody mary's, a case of bud lights, and the cart girl giving you the old side eye for a bigger tip. And as you pull up to hole 19, stretch out your hand to a savory steaming ribeye steak, marbled, and juicing at a medium rare temp, flanked with a mountain of mashed potatoes, and a steam veggie your choice, you slice into the tender steer, putting the perfect period to the end of your sunburn Sunday on the greens.

What was your best April Fools prank? mine was once attempting to sneak back into a prison, only to be forced to cook spaghetti and meatballs, meatloaf, and tapioca pudding for all 3000 inmates. The garlic bread turned out nice.

ShrewdDewdz are back at it again!

Loving shaves the ginger beaver

The Chefs, AKA the Dewdz present their claim to fame, the not one, not two, not even three, but four Michelin Star reviewed soup of the day, soft and supple, bounce, light and airy, Creme De Sum Big Ole Bitties is just what the doctor prescribed, so eat up, minimum of three bowls per customer, oh and auto gratuity included. 

In an unrelated episode to the title, the Dewdz catch up after a long hiatus of:  Manny conducting exhaustive interviews, and accidentally locking himself in the stock room, Loving picking up a bazooka from one of those "I sold it on Ebay stores" and door dashing it to the wrong house, and Kelley finding himself stuck at the bottom of a well...how did he get there? Find out this week on the ShrewdDewdz podcast!

Once upon a time, deep in the hills of of the east, across a river and atop of a ridge, an alliance was formed. Forged in rock, sealed by iron, and insured by blood, the allegiance lead to the rise of the Dewdz, from there the trio round like the wind blows west, across the swamps, and through barren deserts, and as the trio arrived at the castle, guarded by an army no man had ever seen, with beasts tower in fury, the Dewdz rallied their courage. They pushed through the army no man had ever defeated, only to be awaken on the third day by sound of a maiden singing, in slow seduction the Dewdz dropped their swords, and were lured into the castle....never to be heard from again. 

Were they seduced or masseused?

-ShrewdDewdz 

Rotten Tomatoes called this 27% with the critics, but the People gave it an 87%...to that we say Rotten Tomatoes can suck our cherry tomatoes, besides they rate movies not pods. I hope you're strapped in, seat belt fastened, tray table in the up right position and you light a un-filtered cig next to a new born baby--teach em young. 
Anyway, if you like it share, if you're offended tough ________

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Dewdz are back, it's 2021 baby!

FROM THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF SHREWDDEWDZ SEASON 1 COMES THE FINAL INSTALLMENT...GRAB YOUR PEARLS, PET YOUR JOB, START THE FIREPLACE, AND FIND YOUR FAVORITE LISTENING DEVICE.

ShrewdDewdz 2020