Sh*t Chat

It is like wow! our 16th episode and us guys have nothin' to talk about buts that's ok, mostly Mark Wahlberg fuckin' sucks.

Kassy and Lauren extol the virtues of working in retail and the assholes that appear along the way. We are back. Lauren and Andre are engaged. We have returned.

Kassy tells facts about bananas without being asked. Lauren hates children ESPECIALLY when their name is Teddy.

Lauren gets absolutely triggered by a retail store. Kassy goes to taco bueno and ends up not so bueno. Oh and we almost forgot to say fuck Michael Cera.

"Jesus, bless this episode as we are getting way too spoopy for anyone else to handle. " Jesus replied in a heavy vocal fry "UuUuUMmmmm I'M sorry....."

Lauren and Kassy enter the underworld, see dead people and eat cookies. Prepare to get extra SPOOKED!!!!!

Kassy and Lauren talk about dogs again, but this time things get heated. Lauren has a strange experience at a party and Kassy's mom doesn't talk to her for weeks.

Kassy and Lauren get dark, talk about zambies and taking over water towers. Doomsday preppers welcome.

Lauren visits Mt. Denali and throws poop off a cliff. While Kassy talks to a girl who drives a BMW but is on unemployment.