Shut Up Cincinnati

Hey bootyhole inspectors!  Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole.  The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other.  Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield.  Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly.  The guys admit to being old whites that can't keep up with the vernacular of the youth.  Chris updates us on the cuck in the nightgown and Jason encourages to slap him with his nut hand.  All that and we figure out world peace and stuff.  Tune in, pecker heads!

Hey there ya turkeys!!!!  Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week.  We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people.  We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season.  Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and the guys discuss using electricity and nipple clamps as part of the competition.  The guys think of starting steroids.  Willie Cunningham is still an idiot.  All that and more, tune in peckerhead!

Tiddilyhoo peckerheads!  Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas.  Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously.  Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November.  The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead.   Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs?  Is CJ Stroud a unicorn?  Do gay guys bounce balls when banging?  Why is gelato so expensive?   All questions are answered this week on Shut up Cincinnati!  Tune in turnip-tits!

Hello pudlickers!  The fellas are back after a short break and their weird friend, Ryan Acres, joins the podcast for an afternoon of giggles.  Jason beats becomes a 4-time Covid champion.  The guys discuss what century they think men starting going down on women.  Chris updates us on his latest journey as a bull and things go off the rails.   Join in!

Hello duck pumpers!  The fellas are here with another super important podcast.  Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character.  Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh!  Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors.  Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police.  Jason is offended by the lack black women on UC's dance team.  All that and we find out if Chris likes his butthole tickled by a feather from a cuck.  Join in or we will burp in your grandma's chili.  

Hello peckerheads!  Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need.  The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie.  We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict.  Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all.  Joe Burrow is back.  Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disappointing that finding out Bang Bus was also fake.  We discuss torturing a rapist, transgender attraction, and selfish lovers.  Tune in or we tickle your aunt's left under boob.  

Hello peckerheads!  The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem.  We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof.  Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week.  The guys discuss why the Bengals and give their Superbowl picks at the quarter mark of the season.  We talk sports, we talk buttholes, we insult people, and we admit that we're both idiots on a regular basis.  Tune in.  Laugh with us or at us, who cares.  Cry if you need to and if we're your thing then give us a shout out after your next jerk session.  Thanks for being a friend, America.  

Welcome fellow peckerheads!  This week we start the show out on a downer as we hold a funeral for a dear friend.  It's not all sad though!  Jason gets old person scammed.  Chris is a victim of a viscous theft.  Jason finds an unhoused fella that he actually likes.  The guys talk about bad parents, the Bengals first win, and Jason's idea for a perfect society.   Things are picking up and the guys discuss new countries they have conquered and read a new email.  Tune in or your gallbladder is next!

Hey there!  I got a bucket of moose lips to sell ya!  Ok, I lied but I do have this fine podcast to offer.  Join the fellas as they talk passionately about nothing important.  Should Chris give an ex-clingy girl a second try 20 years later?  How creepy do you have to be to actually pay for porn?  Jason talks about a former life as a small time drug dealer.  Chris gets the senior discount at Great Clips.  Why do Cincinnati sports fans suck so bad?  A new emailer writes in to insult us.  We play a round of Does That Make Me Gay and Name Your Price.  All that and a bucket of goat intestines could be yours if you tune in this week!  (exclaimer: bring your own goat intestines)

Listen up, pepper-tappers!  Ryan Acres joins the fellas this week to discuss a variety of super important topics.  Is Joe Burrow actually hurt more than we think?  Will you kiss a lady with a mouth full of Brad Pitt's load?   Why is the bug killer sending nude pictures of his wife to Ryan?  Is there a lady that's into extra pecker skin?  Why would you cook queso for 8 hours?  Why do losers put toilet paper down on the seat before sitting down and then leave it behind?  We answer all those questions and Ryan tries to name a new sex position he invented!  Tune in!