Top of the morning! We're back after a bye week and have way too much on our minds for this episode. Jesse starts off with a lighthearted story from his public speaking class while Zach and Jim try to transition into a more family-friendly topic. Would you ever get a vasectomy? Would you ever want to be with a mute girl? Do you wear baggy jeans or have janked hands? These are the things that you never really think about, but we take the time to dive in. We won't judge you for standing up or sitting down while you enjoy, but be sure to strap yourself in for this ride. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy

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Looks like the boys decided to start strong talking about Labor Day Weekend, but wouldn't you know.... Zach just had to bring up another bathroom question. Would you ever fight someone from inside the bathroom stall? Would you ever play an instrument? How would you react to a handicapped hostage takeover? Would you rather cold or warm piss thrown in your face? All of these lifelong wonders and more are answered this week, so just shut up and enjoy. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter at @shutupenjoy.

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The boys explore questionable rap lyrics, Jesse's Facebook, silent parties, mermaid obsessions, the Mayweather/McGregor fight, and more. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy

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This week, the boys bring up reminisce over Jesse’s Twitter, walking sticks, strip club etiquette, Ric Flair, and war reenactments. Where do you stand on Snapchat news articles and pimping out your Venmo on Tinder? We tend to stand with one foot in the bank and the other in our houses, thanks to Postmates. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy

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The boys discuss the fine line between romantic love and a heinous crime. They also touch on bread for way too long, city driving, up and coming Philly sports teams, aliens, Moana and somehow Tinder gets brought back into play. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy

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For some reason, we decided to make a podcast. We start talking about theremins and movie reboots and somehow end up on Tinder and Bumble schemes and way more. If you make it to the end, I'm not sure whether to thank you or help you look up some help from a therapist. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy

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