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- All Stars All Around
Hockey news, rules and a little bit of culture on the latest episode of Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!
- PERIOD 1: NHL All-Star Game, PWHL 3-on-3 showcase, the latest on the Hockey Canada scandal* and the NHL return to the Olympics.
- PERIOD 2: Fan etiquette or how not to be an a** at the game
- PERIOD 3: Learn about the first-ever NHL All-Star game
* This episode discusses sexual assault in the context of the Hockey Canada scandal. Jump ahead to 25:51 to skip this section.
LINKS:
- Next court date for 5 ex-Canadian world junior hockey players in sex assault case set for April 30
- London police chief apologizes to woman at centre of world juniors sex assault investigation for delay
- NHL announces return to Olympics, will participate in Milan in 2026
- 1st National Hockey League All-Star Game
47 min - Trade Speculation, The Trapezoid & Hockey Movies
There is a lot going on in the hockey world, and Muffy and Stephanie are back again to break it all down!
- PERIOD 1: NHL Standing recap, trade speculation before the All Star Game and hockey on Amazon Prime
- PERIOD 2: The Trapezoid (rant alert!!)
- PERIOD 3: Some of our favorite hockey movies and TV shows
LINKS:
- NHL trade board 3.0: The latest on Zegras, Tarasenko and big new names from Chris Johnston
- Amazon will invest in Diamond Sports as part of a bankruptcy restructuring agreement
39 min - A Wild Goal, PWHL Rules & Quebec Wants a Hockey Team
Muffy and Stephanie are back to talk about all the latest hockey news, rules and just about anything we want related to the greatest sport on ice!
- PERIOD 1: A wild goal, Winter Classic, PWHL, the Bulin Wall and IIHF World Juniors
- PERIOD 2: Rules of the PWHL
- PERIOD 3: Quece Still Wants a Team
LINKS:
- Former Edmonton Oilers goalie Nikolai Khabibulin, 51, signs contract to play in KHL
- PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S HOCKEY LEAGUE (PWHL) ANNOUNCES INAUGURAL SEASON RULEBOOK
- Quebec Still Longs for Its Lost Hockey Team, a Nationalist Symbol
32 min - Weird Vibes, Interference & Defunct Teams
Muffy and Stephanie are back for another episode where they chat hockey news, break down the rules, and drop a little bit of hockey knowledge for those just getting into the game or looking for a different perspective.
- PERIOD 1: Jonas Brothers at the Stadium Series, the Capitols building drama, what's going on in the standings and catch on the latest on the PWHL
- PERIOD 2: Breaking down interference calls
- PERIOD 3: Forget expansion! Let's talk defunct teams
LINKS:
- Monumental, Youngkin announce deal to move Caps, Wizards to Virginia
- PWHL Toronto Sells Out Season Ticket Memberships
41 min - Hock Goss, Swedish Hockey League and Stocking Stuffers
Just in time for the holidays, Muffy and Stephanie chat the latest in hockey news and everything you to know about the game!
- PERIOD 1: Global Series recap, PWHL launch, Mark Andre Fleury stands up for Native American heritage, Patrick Kane goes to the Wings and the latest on the Corey Perry drama.
- PERIOD 2: Muffy learns about the Swedish Hockey League
- PERIOD 3: Hockey stocking stuffers for the whole family
LINKS:
- Why the PWHL is launching with temporary jerseys — and without team names or logos
- Wild's Marc-Andre Fleury dons Native American Heritage mask
- Blackhawks waive Corey Perry for 'unacceptable' conduct
- NHL's Corey Perry Breaks Silence on Rumors About Relationship With Teammate's Mom
- Swedish Hockey League
- On the Ice Cocktail Stirrers
- Watch Hockey, Get Drunk
- Top Plays Coasters
- Pets First NHL Hockey Rink Cat Scratcher Toy
- Z is for Zamboni: A Hockey Alphabet
- NHL Game Used Hockey Puck Opener
45 min - Sharks Win, Stat Sheet and Diwali
We hope your Thanksgiving was amazing! Now it's time to talk hockey with your friends at Shut Your Five Hole.
- PERIOD 1: Laila Edwards makes history, the San Jose Sharks finally win, some less than great news and Jagr's number gets retired
- PERIOD 2: What are all those little abbreviations on that stat sheet?
- PERIOD 3: Canucks Diwali tradition and Wayne weighs in
ARTICLES:
- Laila Edwards is first Black woman to play for U.S. hockey team
- San Jose Sharks snap 11-game losing streak, dodge NHL history
- Second player files lawsuit against Blackhawks alleging sexual assault by former video coach
- DON’T KNOW YOUR PIM FROM YOUR PCT?
- Canucks unveil new Diwali jersey that players won't be allowed to wear
- The Great One weighs in on how to make hockey a safer sport following the tragic passing of Adam Johnson
29 min - Frenzy of News, Positions & Taffy Abel
Muffy and Stephanie chat about hockey news from around the league, what exactly each player does on the ice and go back in time for Native American Heritage Month.
- PERIOD 1: Frozen Frenzy, What is Going on With the San Jose Sharks, Pride Tape, Adam Johnson and PWHL speculation
- PERIOD 2: Position Basics
- PERIOD 3: The amazing career of John “Taffy” Abel
LINKS:
- A review of 'Frozen Frenzy' — the NHL's answer to NFL RedZone
- Cold-blooded Edmonton Oilers pound Flames in Heritage Classic
- NHL lifts ban on rainbow-colored Pride Tape, after a player defied it
- Adam Johnson: Elite Ice Hockey League will not make neck guards mandatory
- Neck protection for NHL players won’t happen overnight, but history suggests it will happen
- PWHL’s potential team names for original 6 franchises revealed through trademark filings
- The first Native American in the Winter Olympics hid his identity to stay safe
- Taffy Abel was the first Native American Winter Olympian in 1924
46 min - Home Openers, Helmets & Retire 25
Muffy and Stephanie are back to chat about news, rules and a little bit of anything goes!
PERIOD ONE: Home openers, injuries and hockey culture
PERIOD TWO: So why is it a big deal that Connor Bedard didn't wear a helmet to warm up?
PERIOD THREE: Some of the strangest records in the NHL
Links:
- Killorn out 4-6 weeks for Ducks with fractured finger
- Multiple hockey leagues from across North America have united to launch the Respect Hockey Culture Center
31 min - A New Season, Hockey Lingo & The Japanese Mob
Muffy and Stephanie are back for Season 2! Just in time for the NHL season opening, we are bringing you hot takes, some knowhow and a little bit of whatever we want.
- PERIOD 1: Is this the PWHL the women's hockey league we've been waiting for? Predictions for the 23-24 NHL seasons
- PERIOD 2: Muffy tests Stephanie on hockey lingo
- PERIOD 3: Crazy stories from NHL history
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37 min - The New Kids, Free Agency & Trending on Social
Muffy and Stephanie chat about all the post-season movement and which teams are doing social right.
- PERIOD 1: NHL Draft Class of 2023 and big free agency moves
- PERIOD 2: So what exactly is free agency and how does it impact my team?
- PERIOD 3: New season announcements on Reels and TikTok
31 min
About Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!
From the publisher's feed
Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a…
decent goaltender! Twice a month, they'll chat top hockey news, break down the basic rules so you too can throw shade at "that dude" (you know which dude we're talking about) sitting behind you at a game & round things out with some fun topics such as which team has the cutest dog, who currently has the best 70's style mustache and what cocktails to turn to when your team crushes your dreams.