Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!

Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!

By Poppy Marie & Co.SportsHockey
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Shut Your Five Hole and Listen! episodes

  • Stanley Cup Champs, The Off Season and Victory Flamingos

    The Cup has been lifted, and it's time for all the fun the off-season brings!


    PERIOD 1: Muffy and Stephanie take a trip to Sunrise and breakdown the Stanley Cup finals

    PERIOD 2: Curious about all those awards you've heard about? We got you covered

    PERIOD 3: What's that on the ice?

    34 min
  • The Playoffs, King Clancey and Branding

    Just before the Stanley Cup finals began, Muffy and Stephanie sat down to chat the highs, the lows and all the surprises that have been happening on and off the ice.


    • PERIOD 1: Playoff rounds 1-3, the fate of Arizona and the illusive GM text thread
    • PERIOD 2: Playoff superstitions and trophy breakdown
    • PERIOD 3: The most pointless re-brand since HBO turned into Max
      • 35 min
    • It's Playoff Time!

      Muffy and Stephanie kick off the playoffs by talking news in women's hockey and post-season shakeups, breakdown how the playoffs work and reveal their playoff brackets.


      PERIOD 1: Let's get that news!

      PERIOD 2: So how does this playoff thing work?

      PERIOD 3: Playoff predictions!


      LINKS:

      • USA Women’s Hockey team win’s World Championship over Canada
      • Penguins Fire their president, GM and Dir. of Hockey Ops
      • Mark Stone comes off LTIR, expected to play in playoffs
      • Join Our Playoff Bracket
        • 33 min
      • Mental Health, The Five Hole and a Muppet Reject

        It's finally time to find out what the heck a five hole is! We know you are excited.


        • First Period: Watching sports ball is good for you
        • Second Period: Drumroll please...we present to you, the five hole
        • Third Period: Mascots, mascots, mascots...in countdown form!
          • 35 min
        • Trade Deadline, Some Penalties and Old Man Rock

          Muffy and Stephanie dive deep on some of the biggest trades that hit at the trade deadline and more!


          • First Period: So many trades, so little time
          • Second Period: 3x the penalties, 3x the fun
          • Third Period: Get ready for your favorite hockey music


            • 38 min
          • All Stars, Mano a Mano and Theme Nights

            Muffy and Stephanie deep dive on the All Star game and shenanigans and possibly fangirl a little around Sarah Nurse

            • Period 1: All Stars, All Stars, All Stars everywhere! 
            • Period 2: What happens when one player goes against one goalie? 
            • Period 3: You get a theme night! And you get a theme night! Who doesn't love a theme night!?

              • Articles mentioned in the show:

              What broadcaster Jack Edwards said in his apology to Lightning’s Pat Maroon: ‘We got it out’

              NHL All-Star Game 2023: Rosters, schedule, how to watch

              Horvat traded to Islanders by Canucks

              Beniers to miss NHL All-Star Game due to injury

              Flyers' Ivan Provorov boycotts Pride night, cites religion

              Brian Burke on the NHL’s Pride Night snubs: ‘We’re still going the right way’

              Sabres to host inaugural Choose Love Night on February 1


              58 min
            • A New Year, A Timeout and She Shoots, She SCORES!

              Muffy and Stephanie are back with the New Year's resolution to be more consistent in bringing you our take on the Big Show! 

              • Period 1: News from around the league, including the Seattle Kraken's historic away game run.
              • Period 2: We break down what power play is and how one of your guys can find himself in a timeout.
              • Period 3: All about the little kid hockey players that stole our hearts


                • Articles mentioned in the show:

                • Kraken create NHL history, sweep road trip of seven games
                • NHL backtracks after Florida Gov. Ron Desantis' office blasts league for 'discriminatory' job fair
                • Color of Hockey: 7-year-old turns heads with play on ice, fashion flair
                • #EliManning's daughter, Caroline, scored her first #hockey goal 🥹 (via EliManning/TW) #girlshockey #girldad #thatsaw
                  • 33 min
                • Welcome to the Big Show!

                  Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a decent goaltender! Your hosts bonded over their favorite sport at Tampa Bay Lightning games, and after the highs of winning back-to-back Stanley Cups and the lows of the third being ripped out of our hands, they wanted to help more people understand why hockey is the greatest sport of all time.

                  Twice a month, they'll chat about some of the top hockey news, break down the basic rules so you too can throw shade at "that dude" (you know which dude we're talking about) sitting behind you at a game and round things out with some fun and very important hockey related and adjacent topics such as which team has the cutest dog, who currently has the best 70's style mustache and what cocktails to turn to when your team crushes your dreams.


                  Follow Us:

                  Instagram - @fiveholepodcast

                  Twitter - @fivehole_pod

                  54 min

                About Shut Your Five Hole and Listen!

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                Welcome to Shut Your Five Hole and Listen, a not-so-average hockey podcast brought to you by Muffy, a die-hard Red Wings fan who has faith in the Yzerplan, and Stephanie, a Devils fan who just wants a…