Sam hates processed chicken patties. Spencer accidentally buys CHICKENLESS PATTIES. Later, Sam mixes a kickass drink which she comes to hate.

Spencer learns about a Parson and establishing credit. Sam is excited about bread with a high alcohol content due to overwhelming homework. And Murphy uncovers a long known presidential mystery.

Sam has some homework which she is struggling to complete.Then the show gets completely derailed when Spencer's grandmother calls him, texts him, then calls him again.

Spencer and Murphy duke it out today over politics, caucus, native americans, drugs, bathroom contraptions and their weekend.

Hard times have befallen our liquor night. But Sam pulls through with a mixed drink practically anyone could make. Murphy delivers his first "Friday Goodnight" of 2016. And as is fitting for the week, Meatball Parade tak

Spencer donates $3 to a notable adversary. Sam absolutely schools Murphy over various "captains". And this week's presidential segment - Murphy's CLAPH - dives into yet another Christmas character who had the briefest st

Sam joins the show halfway through to slam Murphy. Email take a turn for the unbelievable and then Spencer vividly illustrates the undesirable part of the neighborhood. Don't forget our commercial-skits!

Spencer and Murphy debate the names rappers give to their pet dogs. Spencer considers a career change, and Murphy calls out two of his co-workers.

Early 2000's broads face off in a groin-moving battle royale. Sam then makes a drink called the "Rum Squirts". It's as bad as it sounds. Commercial-skits continue!

Murphy is really anxious to get to "Drunk Friday". He then goes on to tell the story about his throat paralysis and what his voice would sound like if he would inhale a "flea bomb". More commercial-skits!