Alright guys, it's time for us to come clean. We were behind the Chinese spy balloons the whole time. We're totally sorry and we promise it's 100% justified. Please just listen for the explanation. We already spent like an hour talking about it, I'm not going to spend a whole extra hour explaining it in the episode description. That would just be insane to do, and pretty inconsiderate of you to even assume that we would do something like that. Like you think we're just going to transcribe our whole episode and paste it in the description. Like now that I typed that out, I guess it would be pretty considerate to any hard-of-hearing people out there in the world, but still... are you freaking kidding me. We talk over each other so G-dang much that transcribing this garbage would be nearly impossible. So once again, sorry about all the balloon stuff, we didn't mean to make a scene.