Though Kate’s already bored of hearing about the Titan submarine, she’s more than willing to share the grisly details about what happens to a human body during an implosion. Allison calls in with a Satanic panic story from her past. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

To celebrate this milestone episode, Dee and Kate invite former guest and author Malcom J Brenner back on the show to chat about his sexual relationship with a dolphin named Dolly and his experience with orgone energy accumulators. Several longtime listeners call into the show to offer congratulations. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

Inspired by the Netflix show ‘Worst Roommate Ever,’ Dee and Kate provide an instructional guide on how to be a serial squatter and never pay rent again. Tommy calls in with a twist on the judgmental people watching game and Epic Farther phones in about the untimely death of his stuttering coworker. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

Dee’s recent visit to Disneyland made him want to seek out the services of Japan’s Yonigeya to help him disappear without a trace and never have to endure the “so-called” happiest place on earth ever again. Boner Villain phones in with a very strange message and The Wad has to take a piss test. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

To kick off gay pride month, Dee examines the origin of the act of gerbilling to determine the truth behind the rumor that actor Richard Gere had a gerbil surgically removed from his anal cavity. Twisted Firestarter goes to a strip club in Poland. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

Kate’s visit to the Menendez murder mansion led her to discover a sordid satanic sex abuse scandal involving the staff at McMartin Preschool, a schizophrenic housewife, and martial arts legend Chuck Norris. Swede calls in with a fight story, army guy has an update about his coworker’s scrotum, and Harrison’s swinger couple clears up the mystery. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

Though Dee and Kate are nursing a hangover after a wild night at Jumbos Clown Room, they still manage to interview new patron Gary about his sister being sentenced to life in prison for the murder of an elderly veteran in West Virginia. Evil Bunny calls in about one of her favorite works of fiction and Marshall Island Tony shares a couple stories about genital mutilation. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

Dee and Kate chat with Phil Italiano, the current publisher of Screw Magazine, about the life and times of obnoxious pervert and lovable rogue Al Goldstein, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover’s sexual preferences, and spending millions of dollars to fight for free speech. Black Dahlia calls in with more details about her sex demon named Ian. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

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Dee warns Kate to avoid protesting the King’s coronation because there might be a homegrown terrorist act reminiscent of the ones carried out by the CSA, the original architects behind the Oklahoma City bombing. AP calls in about removing the festering week-old corpse of a sodbuster. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

While Kate is gutted over the death of legendary talk show host Jerry Springer, Dee only wants to chat about transabled people who are obsessed with having their healthy limbs amputated. Twisted Firestarter calls in about not getting laid for four years and the Driver shares some stories of the various objects emergency room doctors have removed from patients’ anal cavities. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.