To close out Mafia month, Kate provides a tutorial on how to be a mistress to a wiseguy and not wind up sleeping with the fishes. Youtube Lady calls in about Christmas tree decorations and parrots. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Inspired by the film Mississippi Burning, Dee tells Kate about Mafia hitman Gregory Scarpa aka The Grim Reaper whom the FBI used to interrogate the Klansmen behind the murders of three civil rights workers in 1964. Siege calls in with a question about incest. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Kate’s rewatching the Sopranos but the crimes of those fictional mobsters pale in comparison to the gruesome murders carried out by Roy Demeo and his Murder Machine. Hot Liz Short phones in about female facial hair. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate investigate the conspiracy theory that Elon Musk’s botched penis enlargement surgery caused him to become a supervillain. Will the real Boner Villain please stand up? And Jizzy Jake is gutted that the show is ending. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon or Apple Podcasts to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

After a night of ghost hunting on the haunted Queen Mary for her birthday, Kate tells Dee all about the swashbuckling and salacious life of former passenger Errol Flynn. Listener calls in about the joys of DP and Siege phones in a story about ruining an Amanda Palmer concert. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate feel everyone should celebrate Valentine’s Day by absolving their sins through sexual intercourse with a High Priestess in an Egyptian themed neo-pagan sex cult. The Swede calls in about frequenting a rub and tug in Middle Earth. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

What’s more annoying than sports? Sports fans. Dee and Kate share the story of Rock’n Rollen Stewart who wore a rainbow wig while holding up JOHN 3:16 signs at sporting events and who was later sentenced to three consecutive life sentences for stink bomb attacks, kidnapping and hostage taking. Scottish-German listener calls in for some advice. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

To commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day, Dee tells Kate all about the Ahnenerbe, the Nazi think tank, that conducted archeological research and human experimentation to prove the ancestral supremacy of the Aryan race. Aussie listener calls in with an unsanitary story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

After buying a book about famous hijackings at Portland’s Powell Books, Kate’s inspired to tell Dee about the notorious DB Cooper and the many copycat hijackers he motivated. Listeners call in to wish Dee a happy birthday. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

Dee and Kate chat with Adrienne the Yoni Nutritionist about fishy vagina odors, which smells worse: foreskin smegma or vaginal discharge, and how to gently tell your sex partner that you have anal warts. Marshall Island Tony has a moral compass and UK listener calls in with a cautionary tale about Planet of the Apes. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.