Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about college hazing, Ethiopian cuisine, and the travesty of the rainbow flag in this segment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he’s not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a turn for the worse. Phone calls.

A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests out new stage show. Irish postman makes unwanted delivery. Phone calls.

Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the rivalry between comedians and magicians, racist toys, and a man killed by his porn collection. Phone calls.

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In this week’s special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chicken onstage, the chiropractor who solved the menstruation problem, female mormon ninja assassins, and the reason you should treat fast food workers with respect. Phone calls.