Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer’s? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village People, and rape prevention in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. RIP Bernie Worrell.

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Dee and Harrison salute Pornhub, the altruistic porn site, for their new porn for the blind category. S&W reports on news that matters like a kangaroo copulating with a pig in Australia. Hospital worker dies masturbating on the job. Geek squad member obsessed with pop star. Worst Amish father of all time gives daughter away as thank you gift. Phone calls.

Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl Rose fails to threaten the internet. Facebook witches hex swimmer rapist. Hero Florida woman punishes unruly child. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison long for the days of fashionable terrorism. RIP Muhammad Ali. Father challenges daughter to a duel in Colorado. Aspiring LA screenwriter doesn’t handle breakups very well. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat with Dee’s Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about poo etiquette. Fistful of Steele. Quite possibly the best shit story of all time.

Dee and Harrison wish they could choose their own Frankenpenis. Louisiana lawmaker proposes weight limit for strippers. Who wouldn’t get breast implants for $100k? Newark woman can’t handle her high. Smashmouth shirt causes chaos in Phoenix. Phone calls.

Dee, Harrison, and Harrison’s Twin Sister think the Hyperloop will turn passengers into gelatinous blobs of flesh and hair. More Americans would prefer to have lice than Donald Trump as President. Buy the gun that killed Trayvon Martin. Anal sex with Hugh Hefner is worse than suicide. North Carolina is the new Florida. Phone calls.

Dee, Harrison, and special guest Sleazy E review submissions for the new Sick and Wrong theme song. Los Angeles jury convicts ‘Grim Sleeper’ of 10 murders. Sinead O’Connor vs Arsenio Hall. Ted Cruz lookalike shoots a porn video. Old school mob killing in Brooklyn. Phone calls.

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Dee returns from NYC to discover that Harrison does not care that Prince died. John Steele rants about Target’s new Transgender bathroom policy, the Buddy Bench, and weaves in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison officially endorse Andy Basiago for President. Dee celebrates 420 at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Phone calls.