I guess this whole things going to be underlined because this libsyn deal is about as efficient as my uncle neto's ability to stay out of jail. Anyway Dan Cleland is the man, big shot out this week to him and the amazing Pulse Ayahuasca Center. Congrats on the new book! Go buy the book.

I think I can smell Mr. Rosenberg literally pulling his head from the tire spokes. It's been a while and his neck his sore, we'll give him a sec, or until Sept. 30th or so. We cover a listener letter explaining the hypocrisy of an emergency ban on Kratom. As a safe alternative for Veterans natural plant based "drugs" can be used wisely or they can be used like the DEA consultants do their jobs. Oh ya and the Air Force base is burning, the air quality sucks but the content is still great. Welcome back to Sick Call.

Join us this week for an intense encounter with a Navy Vet. My skin is still vibrating and my stomach still turns but I can't wait to have him back. A former Chaplain Assistant shares his experiences from being attached to a Marine Corp Element in Ramadi to overcoming the urge to cut the memories away. It's real, it's raw, it may not be fun. We'll get back to current events soon enough.

The sky is falling and we are subleasing jet packs. This week we are talking dislocated fingers, transsexual truth tellers and virtual reality sex robots. In addition we'll discuss how a terrorist organization releases dogs on children, smashes sacred land and builds stock portfolios. 15 years later it's still all about freedom. Drop out and Tune in. 

Mike and I were both away on extended hiatus attending family issues but we're back and there is a ton of idiocy going on in our precious media. We'll argue over the right to sit or stand, if racism exists in such a just world and more importantly, what weed strains are best. We will talk about the socks that seem to be sending San Fran into a tizzy and Native American pipes that only appear in Facebook Newsfeed. This week we're even bringing back b rated movie soundtracks staying the one and only Tupac Shakur. Did you know that literally means get your gun in pashtu? It's true I read it in a meme.

What is it about mixing alcohol with music that makes people act like children? This week we recount some time on a party bus and a beach front reggae concert. As my kids would say, "people watching on FLEEK." We address some important public service announcements this week and cover some stuff our parents should have taught us. Same more incoherent ramblings, same early morning start time, same two guys, here for you all. I hope every one is having a great week, if you're listening we appreciate every one of you.  

What happens when four veterans, some airborne, some ex coppers, some lost, and ancient Chinese Pueh'r. Interesting views as veterans speak of politics, human nature and a future for a corrupt dictatorship. A tummy full of organic veggies, Filet Mignon and tryptamine. 

There's some magic in the air and even more in the ground. We're nearing harvest season and we're a week closer to appointing one of the most ridiculous excuses for a leader this country has ever known. As the Internet shares secrets so do we. We're growing like mycelium. Somewhere between Bluetooth failures and the origin of religion while dancing in caves there is something for you. Guarantee. Stop with the tricolor garments and useless rhetoric, freedom is between our ears lets tune in, drop out and live free, or whatever he said.

Episode 18 or so and things are starting to get real. When it seems as though our nation is entering a stage of de-evolution, we are hear to restore hope. Just kidding, but it just so happens this week, we are pulling covers and entering a stage of drysnitiching that would make a confidential informant a well paid and free man. A mission to simplify life has led to the undeniable choice to no longer carry other people's secrets. If you're the type that watches Last Survivor stories wearing a light coat of Cleaning Lubricant Protectant while hand cleaning your gun and poaching catchy lines from action movies you're going to hate this one. If you plan to vote #nevertrump or #hillary4prison you won't be a fan. If you like Hawaii, you may enjoy it. Any questions or comments [email protected].

Recorded at 6am on July 7th after watching a killing on YouTube. The news of Alton Sterling is beginning to sweep through Cajun country and the aroma of freshly burned trees is roaming around my outdoor kitchen. It's a freshly ground salad of patriotism, Monday morning quarterbacking and stupid stories. I know it's a huge surprise but I don't really remember what we talked about but I know it was really interesting, check us out on this week's Sick Call podcast. It'll be almost as fun as Pokemon Go!