On this week's SICK CALL we're smuggling illegal non pasteurized milk and laughing off solicitations for charitable donations. Eventually we discuss a story of a man and his seal, fresh out of water and home in a Texas culture shock, they're past the honeymoon stage and they're blaming one another. Its a hoot. We'll laugh together, and we'll watch democracy crumble before our eyes as the slot machines steal. I Love Vegas, all things Lone Survivor and shameless Roberta Lange. Join us. And Mike blasts his mom's goat.