Í þessu fyrsta hlaðvarpi ársins er farið yfir víðan völl á meðan ég rúnta til Hvolsvallar með kynfræðslu. Ég vann m.a. Facebook geirvörtu deilu, pæli í Skaupinu, nekt í list, umhverfisvænni og ódýrari bílum og brundi. og allskonar.

Do you remember your first jizz?

How about the first time you touched a penis (non-penis havers)?

Lets talk PENIS! And semen! And vasectomy!

Oh and the photo is of a load of sperm before vasectomy (left) and after operation and there is NO VISIBLE DIFFERENCE! mindblown....!

“Oh I love the feeling of taking of my bra at the end of the day”

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Well - what if you could have that feeling ALL DAY EVERY DAY?!

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Bear with my 🥥🥥

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I was in Spain a few months ago and my bathing suit was pinching me in all the wrong places. I watched a 👩🏽‍🦳 walk by tits out and proud, head held high, body wiggling in all the fun places and I thought to myself: What the hell am I doing with my life?! Do I have to wait until I am old to be in my body? Because I am worried that I will

a) offend with -notabeachready- body 🐳

b) be sexualised by some people (or not as the case my be) 😤

c) be bodyshamed by some other people 🐳

d) greatly offend my family 🙈

or

e) remind myself that the once great breasts that I had have been suckled away 🤱 and are mere 🥟🥟 Not fit for display 😢

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I chose none of the above 🤗🦹‍♀️

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Now I have done my fair share of tit flashing, be it because of breastfeeding or partying, so breast-shame is not a thing for me. Or it did not used to be. Now I am all -mommed- out. Or something.

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So, I ran to the closest shop and looked at swimtrunks. FOR MEN. Thats what the sign said. FOR MEN.🧜🏼‍♂️

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I found the cheapest ones, tried them on and lo and behold, the covered my ass and my jigglytummy AND they had a POCKET THAT CLOSED! with a zipper I might add.

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I had never seen such a thing in my life! A pocket! And coverage! In the same pair of trunks 🙀🤯

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To the beach I went and it felt AMAZING 🧜‍♀️

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After this LIFE AFFIRMING revelation I have decided to stop wearing 👙 well, bras. There is no nudist swimming pool in Iceland so I will still have to wear a bathing suit to the pool. But for everyday activities and going out fancy, my breasts will be held back no more!!

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🙋‍♀️Nipples dont offend people, people offend people!

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Free them nipples baby - you deserve it and it feels fucking amazing!

4.des var frekar magnaður dagur. Samt bara venjulegur en samt ekki. Prestur - upplestur - karlmennskan krufin - Klausturfokk - Bítlarnir og Trölli sem stal jólunum...Er allt í þessum þætti?!

Og hey - útgáfuhóf fyrir kynVeru verður á Kaffi Laugarlæk kl.18 mánudaginn 10.des!

Ég er í fræðsluferð um Austurlandið okkar fagra og spjalla hér um kynlífsfortíð og farangur, hvað foreldrar geta talað um við unglingana sína um klám og svo færðina á leiðinni til Vopnafjarðar.

Three lectures and a 4-hour seminar later - here I am driving alone in the dark, seeing weird lights, being afraid of hitting rouge reindeer and talking about my first experience with porn - what could go wrong?!

Ég er í fræðsluferð um norðausturland og var svo lukkuleg að detta niður á eyðibýli! Ég reyndi að troða mér þar inn...með allskonar afleiðingum :)

oh ég ELSKA Ísafjörð og nágrenni! Ég skellti mér í göngutúr eftir yndislega daga hér fyrir vestan og spjallaði um söfn, hrekkjavöku, falleg hús, píkur og ofurkraftinn sem býr í konum!

I wanna talk about LOVE! Have you been in love? Do you remember what it felt like? What are you like when you are in love?

Lets get down to the nitty gritty of it!

I am in Turku for the NACS conference and decided to record my thoughts about nudity in the sauna...BIG mistake. To say the least!