"98...99...100! Ready or not, here I come! Hmmhmhmhmhhmmm, lalalala, walking through the witch's lair, looking for my friends... Past the portrait of the pyramids, underneath the giant advent calender, inside the bio-mechanical whale... Man, I can't find my friends anywhere! Maybe I should flush myself down the toilet and check inside the septic tanks..."

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"Alright then. Today is your first day on guard duty at the Rocket Base. So tell me, Grunt, what is the proper protocol for dealing with an unwanted intruder?"

"Sir! Lock eyes with them from across the room, approach them for a battle, and dispense prize money to them when they win, Sir."

"That's right, cadet. Very good. Now off you go, and don't get too dizzy on the spinning floor tiles..."

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Ho ho ho, Merry Happy, Sightseers! We hope you are all having a wonderful holiday, completely devoid of any and all Scrooges out there! As well as dastardly mail carriers, greedy CEO's and the looming threat of ruining the holiday for everyone you love! Yeah, just forget about all that. It would never happen to you, right? Of course not, that would be ridiculous...

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Are you tired of always placing second? Tired of being the shoulders that others stand upon? Are you ready to claim your rightful place as the hero of your own tale? Then come on down to Robin's Batman Emporium! We have everything you need to prepare you for the leading role you were born to play! Stop being the Boy Wonder, and become the Caped Crusader of your story today!

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Howdy, Pardner...you look like you're new around here. Well, let me give you the rundown real quick. See, I'm the sheriff 'round these parts, and I don't like nobody causing trouble in my town. If you try anything funny, like rustlin' cattle or disturbing the peace, then we're gonna have a problem on our hands. And I'll be forced to come lay down the law. Now, you don't wanna go up against me in a shootout, friend... I aim to kill, and I do it fast. It's why the people of this town call me Marshal Fast-Shooter, and I- Hmm? That's a stupid nickname!? Hey, I didn't come up with it, it was the townsfolk! What did you say!? You little- That's it! I'm gonna fast-shoot ya!

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Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Turkey Day, Happy Black Friday, or whatever holiday you celebrate, good tidings all the same! This year, why not enhance your enjoyment of said holiday by indulging in a symphony of the cosmos?

I know it all sounds too good to be true, but please allow us just a moment of your time... *puts on sunglasses*

We're taking Planet Month out in style... *adjusts bowtie*

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...and on your left you'll see the planet Earth. The Milky Way - being a very poor galaxy - could only afford to spare two, spherical planetoids for the construction of Earth. As you can plainly see, the smaller, white one - colloquially referred to as the moon - doesn't even have a warp pipe to allow access to it's core. Very sad. And the larger of the pair isn't much better, if I'm being honest with you. They just float there, orbiting each other. Two balls, suspended in space... Yeah, after this, the tour bus is going by Saturn. Now, there's an interesting planet...rings and everything...

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"Alright, everyone on my wing; we are on final approach. The enemy is completely unaware of our ambush, so let's make the best of this opportunity. Hit 'em fast and hard! Let's go, 'Team Star Fox' on three. One two thr-"

"bzzt, uh hi, sorry to interrupt the rousing pre-war speech, but I really need to use the bathroom before we leave."

"...before we...Slippy, we're HERE! We left hours ago, we are right above the enemy base!"

"Well yeah, but like... you just said they don't know we're here yet, so I think it's okay. I'm just gonna go and then I'll be right back in formation. You won't even notice I'm gone."

"ugh...seriously, why do we keep bringing this guy with us..?"

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Are you feeling the everyday stress that comes with being a hard-working citizen of the Galactic Republic? Tired of your humdrum, podunk life as a humble nerf herder? Looking to get away from it all on a distant, tropical world?

Then look no further, Friend, because we have everything your hearts desire on exotic Malastare! We have secluded beaches! Serene marshlands! Deciduous rainforests! Open fieldlands! And many more beautiful vistas for you to fall in love with!

Places like our Vast canyons! Rocky battlefields! Volcanic byways! Unforgiving jungles! Monster-infested caves! And this fantasy vacation could be yours for the low, low price of- hey wait, where are you going..?

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It's a brand new season, Sightseers, and we're kicking it off with another themed month! So sit back and relax, as we take you on a voyage across the cosmos... Billions and billions of- *ahem* sorry... Welcome to Planet Month.

Outro: By Aiden Hamilton

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