It's Primary Day in the People's Republic of California.

Will the Lefty machine steamroll everything in its path like it always does… or are we about to witness a Pratt miracle so improbable it makes the '69 Mets look like a sure thing?

And right on cue, Bernie Sanders slithers out and demands a 50% public stake in every major AI company.

That's right — the government wants to own half your robot overlords before they even finish inventing them. Socialism's newest wet dream… or the fastest way to kill the one industry still trying to save us from the idiots in charge?

I'll LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck