Deck the your ex with a loaded ball sack

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Happy Holidays Merry Christmas Merry Kwanza and that Jewish holiday we can't spell right now

Spend it the after holiday lull with us as we discuss presents and a special

Silly Bastards 12 Days Of Christmas!!!!

Our first episode with 4 offical Silly Bastards. So what do we talk about?

Nerds. Yup nerds. We tackle the fake nerds and the hardcore nerds. And just for the hell of it.

PORN!!! Yes Porn!!! We talk about Porn.

Grab a beer and maybe some sensual oils and enjoy!!

Che Bastard is sitting this one out. Helping diplomatic situations overseas. Or banging someone overseas we forget.

Vash and Sound welcome a new Silly Bastard to the group. We go nerd on discussing comics, movies and fake nerds.

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!!!!!

Awww Ogre...good man....good man,

Enjoy folks.

The Bastards audition a potenial new Silly Bastard.

We discuss the shapes taste and weird stories of Boobs, Tits, whatever you wanna call them. Dating at work and going the extra mile when your toooooooo drunk for your own good. 

We're sorry for the audio coming up a lil bit  off. We've upgraded the equipment but not the monkeys who work them.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....still kinda drunk here sorry.

Bastards discuss DSL....DSL??? 

Yes DSL. If you don't know we will educate you. Sound Bastard flings objects at us for no reason other than she snapped for moment. WE help you decide when is the right time to buy that special someone your special gift.

Vash goes back in time to revisit his first Punch In The Face. He goes back for a sloppy second uppercut with political tie-ins. You know this can't be good.

The Bastards are dating....Dating??

Yup Dating!!

We discuss quickies, peaking at the opposite sexes goods, awkward moments that you wish to avoid, and usual all around silliness that only we could provide.

So grab your beer or your crank and enjoy another round with the Silly Bastards.

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

After a week away from you lovely people, we're back with more liquor and more stupidness.

Sound Bastard fights off an illness, so Vash and Che pick on her.

We discuss being so drunk you see things that don't exist and kicking people in the face.

Hellllllloooooooooooooooooo Hurricane Sandy.

We here at the Silly Bastards hate you.

We return with the crew and our first Silly Bastard audition.

Halloween , Porn, and First Impression are on the table today topped off with weekly original,

Punch in the Face.

P.S.

We love you NYC,NJ

Stay strong.

Guess who's back?

Back again?

The Bastards are back

Warn a friend

Back by popular demand is sound coorindator Sound Bastard as the boys discuss fondling on NYC subway trains, duck faces, and one of the Bastards got arrested??

Have fun 

Bring beer :)

Hello once again one and all

The Silly Bastards are back for Round 2

Due to unfortuante circumstances the Bastards are short regular Deadman

But....welcome a new Guest Bastard and even aguest guest Bastard. That's right a guest guest

Fashion, Boobs, and another round of Punch In The Face

Enjoy :)