Simp Sons

(recorded pre-Ukraine invasion) When life hands you lunchables, munch. From Niecy Nash, to cavemen jacking off to rocks, to God's Senility, we communicate as true intellects do. Please excuse the editing cuz i dun chunked up on that.

Customize your character!!! Simp sons podcast recorded in January 2022.

Recorded Dec. 26th 2021. Before we had covid. life was so... okay....This is the story of a dog, who cried a river and drowned the whole world, and while he looks so sad in photographs, hes absolutely Dozer.

Recorded in December 2021, Junie takes mashed POTatoes 👍 two fools discuss everything from non-slip slippers, to Zardoz, pap smears, and Quidditch in this one.

Sometimes the good lord hatheth beith. theith. seeith. watcheth. commenth. critiqth. we are so smart at talking out our mouths. theres lots of things goin on here. zuckerborgs? naming youre son Tratham? tex mex for brekfest? just clink play

We took a lil too much kratom yo, bear with us.

This episode was recorded in December of 2021. Todays bullshit includes: Area 51, the Mariana Trench, big green tractors, Dave and Buster's, Boba, Creed, Mariah Carey, and other stuff.

I guess this was gonna be our Halloween episode... woops. Get lit and listen for laughs

This was recorded in November 2021. Topics include: bear tweakers, Mrs. Clause, Google robots, BMIs, VR sewing, resting in peace, and oh so much more... watchy nowy

After a brief hiatus, the Pimp Sons r back with a fresh episode recorded in November of 2021. We speak on Brexit, Juggalo parents, step aunt porn, slack-lining, inventors, 20th century therapists, the 2010's, George Lucas, and much more, tune in and zone out.