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A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon.

We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the other shitfest in this series).

Trivia: I believe this film is the first film to make the star, the least entertaining person in the film. Maybe it was the actor who just seems not to really want be here. His character seems to just get lost in the story, almost how lost we got watching this damn cluster fuck. Oh and yeah he's "partner" is a baboon.

Let's do this!

Happy Halloween!

Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films.

Could it get anymore scary?

Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare.

Our lineup from the Oct. 17th.

Schedule (EST)

12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981)

1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013)

3:06pm - Break #1

3:11pm - Hellbound (1994)

4:45pm - Monster Dog (1984)

6:10pm - Intermission - Break #2

6:17pm - Soultaker (1990)

7:52pm - Final Destination 5 (2011)

9:14pm - Break #3

9:19pm - Pumpkinhead (1988)

10:45pm - Dracula (1931)

12:00am - End

R 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m

Customers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines.

Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us as we all signup to loss a few pints of blood. Oh and don't worry about the random murders. Each one banks us a free 3 week gym membership. Grab your LA Looks, that neon shirt and lets hit the gym...or spa...ugh...whatever this is Death Spa!

Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!

On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary.

Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean.

For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE

On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know spooktacular isn't a word.

We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents.

From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all.

John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm, which we also review HERE.

Matt and John also chat about how great Jim Henson truly was, might get a little political, and we let the crowd know that Troma is always looking for the next great script. It could be YOU!!!

Follow John on Twitter HERE

And find out more about #ShakespearesShitstorm HERE

Happy Halloween!

It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with...

Sleepaway Camp

R 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m

Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions gets their comeuppance.

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On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.