Simply Stated

Whether it’s a major war; a major technological advancement; a major legal advancement; or a major natural disaster; every generation has one major event that could possibly change the course of our history. This could be something like the emergence of iPhones, or even the emergence of Kim Kardashian within Western culture. The closer we get to 2020, the closer we get to the brink of the next major event - 5G technology. On today’s podcast, I talk a little bit more about 5G technology, Tiger Woods & the Raptors, and how proud we should all be of Kim K.

On today’s episode, I clear up some things that I said in a previous episode. Also, the media shows its true skin as being the wicked witch of the West and the findings of the Mueller report becomes the water to melt the bitch down. Jussie Smollett beats the US judicial system with pure bogusness, and let’s just say all of Chicago will not be voting for him in the next Emmys. And the Blue Jays open up the season this weekend…there’s never been a more disinteresting sentence than that one. Why is that? Listen and find out why I have more hope in me taking a dump this weekend than the Blue Jays being successful this year.

On today's podcast, I have back on Katrina. We talk about the latest in the Mueller report that so many viewers of CNN are hilariously hoping takes down Trump; whether Game of Thrones is better than Walking Dead and what zombie weapon Katrina and I are rolling out with if there is a zombie apocalypse. I also find out the true root cause as to Katrina’s bomb ass pancakes. Also, why people are posting photos of themselves wearing different color socks? Find out why on today's podcast.

On today’s podcast, I explain why I want to punch Luke Bryan and why I cannot stand reality shows like “The Bachelor”. Toronto makes its city cleaner, the Jays games a little bit less painless to watch, and our classrooms a place where students are less distracted with that $1000 device in their damn pockets. Also, speaking of money well spent, it’s looking like Disney is to blame for my wallet having a hole in it this year, and I can’t do a damn thing about it…IT'S A LIVE ACTION LION KING!

It's just me, myself, and my random ass brain sitting together to talk about a couple of reasons why our future generations will be shaking their heads at us just wondering why we were so stupid at times. Also, why do President's of certain countries get free puppies? On today’s podcast, I try to figure out why.

It’s #internationalwomensday and who better to have on the podcast than the one woman who knows me the most…or does she know me?…Do I know her?…Are we still engaged?…After tonight’s podcast I am not so sure. All I am sure of is that Mexico better have some damn monkeys.

One believed he could fly, but soon will fly right into prison. One was a weirdo, but innocently loved children (maybe too much). And one criminally loved children, and will never be forgiven. On today’s podcast, I simply state my own thoughts…

A story about a first date with a possible cannibal, and a story about a first date with a road rager. Find out which one is mine..

Some doctors are like glow worms, and in today's podcast, I try to tell you why.