Wassup Weenies! In this episode we do research on Candice and use the Ligma Machine. We find out about Joes new swan fucking lair. We talk about getting back to gigs and the glorious completion of a mortgage! We talk about keeping Cilla Black on display in our living room and drunk drag queen nights. 

Count Factula brings us wonderful facts about helping the Coral Reef after death, Jeremy Bentham and his body on display, Adopting Fully grown men in Japan and the Cannibalistic tale of George Bush Senior!

We play a game given to us from a listener where we guess real song titles to fake ones.

Shit News brigs us the latest scoops about Orlando Blooms weird routine, Eating Cat pate, a Giant Baby and being killed by a Stegosaurus!

We finish with Blank-O-Mattic where we write our own celebrity gossip section!

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about how nutritious spider milk is. We discuss a new side podcast with guests Enrique Iglesias and Harold Shipman. We talk about Joes Megasoup, Quarantinis Release and Dave's Rugged Rock Climbing.

Count Factula Brings us interesting facts about Elmer McCurdy the terrible outlaw, The history of Bacon, War time meth adventures, and nearly deleting the whole of Toy Story!

We are joined with Jimothy Jonkins in a game where we work out a word using different letters, it didn't go well...

Shit News brings us the latest sopping stories about being trapped on a Chinese gameshow, being left on a boat for 4 years, terrible baby names of 2021 and accidently living in a retirement village!

In the Blank-O-Mattic Crowboy needs to find his perfect home, so we got together to help write out what he needs to give to the estate agent!.

Wassup Weenies! In this Episode Halo is back! We discuss fighting duck sized horse and horse sized ducks. Halo has been living in a apocalyptic bunker. We find out that Australia doesn't exist. We discuss selling skin flakes as merch. We find out Scooby and Scrappy Dos real names. Halo tells us about her fuck bunk and Victor has a hangover (as per usual).  

Count Factula brings us interesting facts about a great prison escape. We find out about the fertility festival where everyone masturbates in the river. We also find out that Peat Bogs aren't always ideal for hiding bodies.   

We play Con or Non where we have to find out the Real Convention to the Fake one. 

 The Blank-O-Mattic is out again where we create our own convention!

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we celebrate Victors Birthday and enjoy a Lemonparty and a wonderful Haiku written by Crowboy. He tells us all about his wonderful new brown cardigan. We discuss what Jesus would do if he returned. Mr Grave tells us all about him dying on a bike ride, Frankenjean discovers the world of VR Porn and how we upgrade Cum colour from White to Red!

Count Factula brings us the gruesome facts about what actually happens when you're crucified, sounds like we need Flextape... We discus April Fools Day and Famous Pranks and Birthday Traditions around the world. 

We play a brand new game called 'Roger Matthews' where we find out the true star of Twitter

Shit News brings us the headlines about Mothers Day Dildos, Greasy Pennies and Punching Trump.

In the Blank-O-Mattic We remember our 1st Birthday Party. 

Wassup Weenies! In this slightly chunkier episode we discuss replacing our limbs with animal parts and creating our own franchises to spice up the TV and Movie World!  

Count Factula brings you the best facts about North Korea, maybe its not such a bad place?! The Dancing Plague, Brown Egg Sperm and the most expensive gaming items.   

We try to guess the taglines from the most famous movies  

Shit News brings us stories of Zooming Chimps, Deep Fake Nudes and how we can run doom using 16 Billion Crabs!  

We use the Blank-O-Mattic to create a script to help us with that new job interview! This is definitely one you will want to stick around for!

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about bathing each other in milk, Killer Smoked Tofu, getting back to work with Drag Kings and Queens, Creating weird Sims Characters and MSG. 

Count Factula brings us facts about the littlest skyscraper, Conplan 8888 and the Zombie Apocalypse, The Magic Clockwork Elves when on DMT and the life of an Executioner!

We play a game called Auto Bot or Auto Not where we find out if they are Real Transformers or not. 

Shit News Brings us the latest about Papa Johns Improved Vocabulary, Re-growing Sea Snails, The Goodest Rottweiler with the Heart of a Wolf and the Wrong Green Paper!

We play the Blank-O-Mattic where we meet the parents!

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discuss our new gang The Veet Beat (Smooth Boys of Veet Street), Deep faking Tom Cruise, Victor Facing His Fears, Soggy Sandwiches and Weak Bone Billings and the Government Mandate Hot Milk.

Count Factula tells us facts about Turkmenistan and the horse loving dictator, the War of the Bucket, Lord of the Pirates and the Fighting Girlfriend who bought a tank!  

We play a game called Musical or Poosical where we guess what are real musicals or fake ones.  

Shit News brings you the latest sopping stories about Punching Octopuses, Barack the wooly sheep, Chastity belt hackers and Mayonnaise Turtles.  

We also use the Blank-O-Mattic to find out how to insert a tampon for the first time. Yep.. you read that right.

Wassup Weenies! This is our second Live Episode which is a Valentines Special! We discuss Victor being a Love Bug, Crowboy Frolicking in the snow and Mr Grave despising it!

Count Factula brings you the most interesting love based facts where we look at the extreme of "Till Death Do Us Part", we check out 18th Century Prostitutes and find out the origin of Valentines Day and signing off with a kiss.

We step back in time where we play Blind Date, who will be the hunk for this mystery woman!?

Shit News brings us the latest sopping headlines about the 23 year old with 11 kids, the wedding day diet plan, marrying a tree and dogging in Dartmoor!

The blank-o-mattic takes us to a wonderful time where we have a summer romance.

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we discuss Frankenjeans Ruffly Tuffly Bed and Cummy Corner, were sponsored by Johnsons Meat Skeletons and find out Mr Graves new massage gun turns him into a Dalek.

Count Factula brings you the most interesting facts about Pope Gregory IX and the Devil Cats, The story of the great imposter, Medicinal Cannibalism and Wombat Poo!

We play a game called Shakespeare or Batman where we guess what extracts are from a Shakespeare Story or a Batman Comic!

Shit News brings us the latest dripping headlines about Kidnapping Road Safety Alan, Upside Down Flying Rhinos, Amazons new Hitler Icon and Planet Spotting Naughtiness.

We also use the Blank-O-Mattic to write an exciting Thriller story!

Wassup Weenies! In this episode we talk about Cornverine and his Corn Claws, the announcement of Quarantinis 2! We go through the feedback of our first live show, talk about Joes Fiddly Bum Stick and laugh at Sailor Victor.

Count Factula brings us the most interesting facts about Caterpillar Soup, Out Of Body Experiences, The Great Beard Death and the Haunting tale of Clipperton Island. All this whilst wondering about Crowboys obsession with teenage turning of age movies. 

Mr Grave is the host of this game where we guess song lyrics with accents. Chris Eubank is particularly good.

Shit News brings us the latest dripping news about the Saved Decoy Bird, the Not Alive/Alive Woman, The Sucking Off Chupacabra and Taking Your Pet Human for a Walk. 

We finish off with the Blank-O-Mattic where we find out How To Score A Date!