We have a new Bachelor, and he's SIX-FOOT-FIVE. Let's discuss. Also, how hot is his mom? Further: how hot are these GIRLS?! Queen Victoria and Princess Kit notwithstanding, we've got lady crushes on these gals.

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Your hosts: Krista Curry (krista.curry) and Breanne Serrano (@breannepenalver)

It's time to pre-game the new season of the Bachelor, which means we go over the Fantasy League statistical categories and draft our teams! Will Breanne pick the winner for the third time in a row? Should Krista wave the white flag now? And which bitch is going to impress with her ridic bio alone?! 

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Tayshia finds love! Meanwhile, Ivan goes camping and is forced into a tub of ice while Zac C takes over the penthouse. 

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Three episodes to recap, and three bachelors left by the end! Who will she pick (Zac)? Who's best-suited for our darling Tayshia (Zac)? And whose family do you want to join (Zac's)?! Also, you'll be SHOCKED to hear what we think about Tayshia's outfits these episodes (...we like them). 

Remember when Ben got naked and presented himself as art? Ah, good times. We also discuss engagements (real-life and the awkward TV version), ghost hunting, and the boys who are no more - RIP Chasen.

Poorly-worded questions, oil-slicked men trying to literally murder each other, and a shirt size that was NOT a medium (and how dare you even suggest such a thing). This one was a doozy. 

We are psyched to have Taylor Herbstritt on the show this week - but if you are at all familiar with the drag scene, you may know Taylor better as the bearded drag Queen SHE. SHE is a trash, comedy queen, and after performing drag for only a few years, SHE’s quickly become a star in the Seattle drag and nightlife scene. Sweet Taylor is a funny bitch who is caring and lovely, gives a true shit about this world, and Sincerely Basic is so lucky to have him! (More Bachelorette talk soon, fret not!)

It's the end of a Clare-a, everybody, and this episode of Sincerely Basic is focusing on the last two episodes of Bachelorette (with an additional focus on the water goddess that is Tayshia). 

We're coming to the end of The Dale Show and no one is sad about it. Also, for the love of Chris Harrison, please vote. 

The episode where Clare is a nightmare and Brandon gets a bad rap. Bonus: why sexually harassing your suitors isn't the cutest look.