Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale

And fuck your dumb brother Mark Wahlberg, too.

Nothing could prepare you for what's ahead. Also Zach just had a baby and named her Ben JR. 

Woah! Another bonus episode! It's almost like your hosts Ben and Tim are trying to prolong the inevitable final season of their beloved little podcast. Listen in as we discuss the 2nd video in the Jim Henson series on Defunct TV, "the Curse of Sesame Street". Stay safe and spread love. But also hate some people who deserve it. Love you bye.

Welcome to a bonus episode of Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This is part 1 of a 6 episode series wherein we will be discussing the DefunctTV series on Jim Henson. After this series, we will begin our final season. None of us will survive. Love you, bye!

Welcome to Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale! If you've never met a podcast before, you're probably thinking, "what the frickin' heck" right now. That's normal. A podcast is a series of tubes that sent audio clips of two idiots talking about a show nobody cares about to 10 or so lovely people who listen to most of the episodes. This week, our hosts Ben and Tim discuss the season 3 finale of Dinosaurs, "Clip Show 2." It's all filler, no killer. Come back next week for the first episode of our between season bonus series focusing on the life and career of Jim Henson. Sorry for firing your useless son, Jim. Much love.

If you are reading this, we must have survived another week. If you are not reading this, you have created a complicated paradox and I think that has merit too. This is Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale. We are a podcast dedicated to reviewing every episode of the early 90s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. We are almost finished with reviewing the penultimate season, covering Charlene and Her Amazing Humans (S3E21) as well as the following topics: keeping your shirt on, classic family guy bits, the Baby to Stewie pipeline, George Clooney and Bruce Willis portraying dogs, sniffing markers, and downsizing in the studio.

Hey you cool cats and kittens and hats and mittens! You found our podcast! Good job! We're Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale and we're a podcast about the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. What does that mean exactly? It means every week (citation needed) we watch an episode of Dinosaurs (in order of release) and critically analyze it (citation needed) as we negotiate a million sidetracks as we get distracted by other topics that we find entertaining. This week, our hosts We're Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme discuss the Dinosaurs episode We Are Not Alone (S03E20), which is about like aliens and the environment and evil corporations and putting catchy slogans onto signs. Other talking points include: hard takes on the podcast Serial, vegan water and non-vegan water sponsorships, recording a podcast after 9 PM, where Flintstones fits within the Dinosaurs universe, and the cult classic Gigli.

Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale: the only podcast that adheres to the two shakes rule as defined by Joel Madden in the song Anthem by Good Charlotte. We're not afraid to admit it, either. Speaking of being terrible at writing episode descriptions, we did a live show at Lucky You Tattoo for Pre-Fest in St. Pete Florida a week or so ago! It went way better than we thought it would! For real, we were anxious. Well, I (Ben Handupme) was a nervous wreck, but your other host Timmy was as cool as Larry the Cucumber. Thanks to our lovely friend/DM/math teacher Matt Rooney and his older brother Craig Rooney (owner of Lucky You Tattoo), our live episode was recorded for posterity and our lovely producer Zach was able to edit it for us and turn it into this week's new episode! We hope you enjoy. Especially you, Julian. Thank you for driving 3 hours for our bullshit.

THIS WEEK! It's a Halloween Spook-tacular with special guest Zach from Keystone Copycats. We talk about Steak 'n' Shake, bad Kermit voices, terrible improv scenes, and so much more; including this week's main topic of discussion: Muppets Haunted Mansion! We did it! We watched a new Muppets thing! That is partially relevant to our main subject matter, right? Have a safe Skalloween weekend, babies. Via con dinos.

Hey friends, it is so nice to see you again! Welcome back to the only podcast Ellen Degeneres is afraid of( yet won't unsubscribe from): Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This week is special because not only are you treated to your beloved hosts Tim and Ben (whom you've long since grown bored of), but you are being gifted with a guest host by the name of Arielle Secretlastname. Listen in as we discuss the season 3 episode of Dinosaurs: "If I Were A Tree". Alternate titles: My 10 Inch Girlfriend, Vegans In The Workplace, Kirkland Pizza: The #4 Pizza in America, It's Not the Size of the Girlfriend; It's the Motion in the Ocean, and Opossum Qualifications and Restrictions. See y'all soon! 

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