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Dare Daniel: Cage Match – Round 7 Dog Eat Dog (2016; Dir.: Paul Schrader) – Episode 130   DOG EAT DOG (2016) FACTS & FIGURES U.S. theatrical debut: Nov. 4, 2016 Worldwide box office: $~200,000 Critics scores: 50 on Rotten Tomatoes; 53 on Metacritic IMDB synopsis: “A crew of […]

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Dare Daniel: Cage Match – Round 6 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2011; Dir.: John Madden) – Episode 129 “It’s a beautifully designed vehicle with no engine.” Daniel and Corky lose their zest for life after watching the badly miscast Nicolas Cage play the titular hero of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. […]

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Dare Daniel: Cage Match – Round 5 Jiu Jitsu (2020; Dir.: Dimitri Legothetis) – Episode 128 “Get off my piano.” In their final Cage Match review, Nouveau Shamanic acolytes Daniel and Corky grapple with the un-gentle art of Jiu Jitsu. Cage goes Obi-Yawn Kenobi as a neo-hippie martial […]

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Dare Daniel: Cage Match – Round 4 Trespass (2011; Dir.: Joel Schumacher) – Episode 127 “You did it, kid! You hit the mother lode!” Rich jerk Daniel and diamond-dealer-on-the-edge Corky go fishing in a bottomless ocean of red herrings with their Cage Match review of Trespass. It’s a mindlessly […]

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Dare Daniel: Cage Match – Round 3 Left Behind (2014; Dir.: Vic Armstrong) – Episode 126 “It’s just a bad trip!” Daniel “Dan” “Buck” Barnes and Corky Carpathia continue their Cage Match series with a Rapture-ous review of Left Behind (2014). Cage has little to do but somehow […]

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Dare Daniel: Cage Match – Round 2 Sonny (2002; Dir.: Nicolas Cage) – Episode 125 “Now I know why Mother calls you ‘a natural born whore.'” Trained pod-stitutes Daniel and Corky continue their Cage Match series by reviewing Cage’s only directorial effort. Sonny is highlighted by a wildly […]

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Dare Daniel: Cage Match Vampire’s Kiss (1989; Dir.: Robert Bierman) – Episode 124 “The tortures of the damned!” Your boys are back! Daniel and Corky kick off their Cage Match series of Nicolas Cage movies by reviewing the Nouveau Shamanic maestro as a cockroach-chugging would-be bloodsucker in the Easton […]

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Oppenheimer (2023; Christopher Nolan) Rating: Bump It *Now playing everywhere. In this change-of-pace mini-episode, Sacramento film critic Daniel Barnes shares his thoughts on Christopher Nolan’s new three-hour biopic Oppenheimer, starring Cillian Murphy as the father of the atomic bomb. Daniel recalls his The Two Popes-esque encounter with Nolan, praises Murphy’s […]

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Dare Daniel Season 2/Episode 0 – Dare Daniel: Cage Match mini-episode “Their grandkids’ grandkids’ grandkids are gonna think this show is the bee’s knees!” Dinosaur trafficker Daniel and Holy Grail enthusiast Corky switch faces to preview their upcoming season, Dare Daniel: Cage Match. A deep dive into the terrifying […]

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Dancin’: It’s On! (2015; Dir.: David Winters) – Best of Dare Daniel Rerun 21

“You can play baseball, you can play tennis, but you can’t play dancin’!”

In this final Best of Dare Daniel rerun, Daniel and Corky are revisitin’ their reviewin’ of the revoltin’ Dancin’: It’s On!

The Flav-o-rita recipe: 1 oz. jalapeño-infused blanco tequila; 0.5 oz. blanco tequila; 0.5 oz. mezcal; 0.75 oz. Cointreau; 0.75 oz. lime juice; 0.25 oz. pineapple juice; 0.25 oz. agave nectar; 1 dash Angostura bitters; smoked and topped with 1 tsp. Grand Marnier)

U.S. theatrical release date: Oct. 30, 2015

Critics scores: 0 on Rotten Tomatoes

This week’s darer: Gunnar Pearson

Gunnar’s dare: “This is the type of bad movie that you will remember until the day you die. The movie is shot like the world’s most poorly made tourism promo, yet it somehow managed to get into 600 theaters! In other words, I loved this movie and would love to hear you guys talk about it on the podcast.”

IMDB synopsis: “Two young dancers fall in love and eventually work together to win a dance competition.”

This week’s referenced movies: The Golden Bouzouki; Dirty Dancing; Flashdance; Step Up; The Shining; Gone with the Wind; Speed 2: Cruise Control; The Hunchback of Notre Dame; Star Wars: Attack of the Clones; Street Fighter (1994); From Justin to Kelly; Beach Blanket Bingo; The Stepford Wives; The Warriors; MacGruber; Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Ratings: Daniel – Double Dare; Corky – Double Dare

Dancin’: It’s On! trailer

“What do you know about dancin’?”

Danny and Shotsy dancin’

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