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The Crow: Wicked Prayer – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 109 “The stupidity of this movie compounds every single second that you watch it.” Daniel and Corky have no sympathy for the devil after watching Edward Furlong as avenging bird Jimmy Cuervo in this wretched straight-to-video sequel. A film […]

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  Rabbit Test – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 108 “Next to you, the moon walk was doo-doo.” This week, Gladys Knight & the Poops super-fans Daniel and Corky labor over Joan Rivers’ catastrophically unfunny Rabbit Test. Ostensibly about the world’s first pregnant man, Rabbit Test is a grim […]

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Dare Daniel Podcast – All Dares Episode 4 “Dares are our food and tonight…we feast!” On this very special episode, famed podcaster Daniel Barnes and comedy legend Corky McDonnell gorge on a buffet of bad movie dares. FACTS AND FIGURES This week’s cocktail: Thyme Thief 2.0 (2 oz. […]

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Jaws: The Revenge – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 107 “It is a cool, calm, tickly day.” Sea snail scientists Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell take their revenge against Joseph Sargent’s slapdash sequel Jaws: The Revenge. Located a million light-leagues away from the elegant terror of Spielberg’s 1975 classic, […]

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Stardust (2020) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 106 “Ground control to major bomb.” Awards grubbers Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell pause their bathroom hallucinations long enough to review Johnny Flynn as a brooding and henpecked David Bowie in Stardust. The film claims to be “(mostly) fiction,” but it’s really […]

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The Wedding Planner – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 105 “The movie demands the blandness! It wouldn’t have it any other way!” Potato chip magnate Daniel Barnes and  Yahoo! Magazine cover model Corky McDonnell engage with the wall-to-wall blandness of The Wedding Planner. A vehicle seemingly designed to seep […]

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Fateful Findings – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 104 “It’s a magical day!” This week, action obtainer Daniel Barnes and insurance company Corky McDonnell hack into pan-hyphenate auteur Neil Breen’s unfathomable Fateful Findings. It’s as though Breen beamed this incomprehensible, egomaniacal, paranoid fever dream from an alien planet that […]

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Foodfight! – Dare Daniel Podcast Rerun 4

“My friends come out to creep.”

Corky and Daniel’s craft spirit: Legado Rye Whiskey

U.K. theatrical release date: June 15, 2012

Worldwide box office: $120,141 (production budget: $45-65 million)

This week’s darer: Charlie Sheen

Why did Charlie dare Daniel and Corky to watch Foodfight!? “Long-time fan, first-time caller. I don’t think you’ve ever done an animated film meant for children before. So why not subject your delicate sensibilities to the steaming pile of creamy excrement that is Foodfight!, an assault on the eyes and ears and souls of all who dare. Horrible looking, bad “jokes,” product placement galore. It’s a feast!”

IMDB synopsis: “The evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.”

Ratings: Daniel – Double Dare; Corky – Double Dare

Original theatrical trailer for Foodfight!

Brand X Invades Marketropolis

“You cold-farted itch!”

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The Princess Switch: Switched Again – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 103 “It’s like Christmas was projectile-vomited onto every inch of this movie.” Belgravian baker Daniel Barnes and chief of no staff Corky McDonnell overdose on Christmas with The Princess Switch: Switched Again. This sequel prioritizes Christmas quantity over Christmas […]

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The Princess Switch – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 102 “This movie is about cramming Christmas into every nook and cranny of your senses.” Snow janitor Daniel Barnes and Christmas prince Corky McDonnell spend a holiday in Belgravia with Vanessa Hudgens in The Princess Switch. A movie designed to be […]

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