Sip Happens

Hey girl.

What’s going on lady?

Howdy!!

Where you been stranger?!

Got plans this weekend?

When are we hanging out?

How many times do you need to deflect or ignore these guys before they get the hint......I’m not interested dude!!!! This week the girls are sipping on Anti-Freeze shots as we try to figure out if its better to let them down nicely, try to blow them off, or give them the Boo treatment by totally ghosting them.

It might be an iron deficiency, it might be an over growth. But it’s probably completely 3%678’n totally normal. This episode the girls are asking for help & got them selves a replete offender....Dr.Alex is back he’s answering the questions we cant ask any one else. Listen up!!!!!!

Teeth whitening. Anti-aging tips. Stress relief. Ocular & cardiac health- they could all be on t he list of things to talk to your doctor about but they’re actually all myths. And today the girls are bustin’em!!! Sipping on Mermaid Juice and giggling our asses off- this episode dives into some of the wild ass stuff people actually believe about sex!!!

Finding an appropriate cocktail for this episode was a bit of a stretch, but the laughs just kept flowing. Whether its fancy shoes, expensive pedicures, sucking on toes, shiny black polish, sensual massage, kicking, hitting squeezing or squishing folks are into feet y’all!!

Today the girls are getting wet & wild. Slipping & sliding into the art and science of.....SQUIRTING!!! They’re answering all your questions on this juicy topic while getting slippery.....i mean tipsy on Wet Pussy. What happens when the water works start flowing? What is it?! Where does it come from?! What if she’s got to put a towel and a drop cloth down before getting nasty? Tune in!!

When someone, especially a child, says they’re scared and they’re hurting- it’s our instinct to listen and to help. What if they’re lying?! What if they’ve been coached?! What if they whole fucking thing is a set up?! This episode the girls are dishing on their latest quarantine obsession - the podcast Conviction- satanic panic. They’re sipping on Satans Spit and trying to wrap their heads around what in the holy hell was happening in the 80s!!

Earth!!! Air!!! Fire!!! Water!!!.......it’s not Captain Planet, it’s the Zodiac my friends. Today the girls are sipping on Love Potion Number 9, exploring their horoscopes and learning a bit about the different signs. Listen in to find out who makes a good match for who? Which sign does everyone hate? What makes them tick?

Take more math classes. Learn a language. Be mindful of your friends. Spend less time and effort on your hair & cloths. Tune in while the girls celebrate Kylies birthday with Birthday Cake Shots and chat about some advice they would give their younger selves.

Exciting things are happening for The Girls today!!! We’ve got a Doctor in booth 7 today and he happens to be another Alex!!! We’re asking this sexy man aaallll the questions- what is that itch? why is this swollen? is it big enough? Why am I not coming? would you fuck Dr.Phil? Tune in to hear the girls get real deep with Dr. Alex.

Kylie got Catfished y’all!!! Apparently it happens to a lot of us. They’re bottom feeders, they keep it shallow, they thrive off trash and they’re trying to stick a hook in you girl!!! Today’s drink is the Cunning Monkey but their topic is slick slippery slimy fish!!!