The Break Room (FRIDAY 8/9/24) 6am Hour Includes:

1) Though this person is the victim of a crime, it's not out of the question that their workplace is going to be a little bit upset with them because of it

2) This might be one of the most unique bottles of champagne you can get your hands on... but you probably don't want to drink it.

3) Even though there's no motor involved, it doesn't make this form of waterway travel any less dangerous.