Theo Von has us in a chokehold this week and we’re not mad about it. There’s just something about his southern charm mixed with that quick humor that makes him impossible not to love. We get into why we think he’s not only hilarious but also one of the most humble guys in comedy. His aura, his personality, and yes… even his looks are all part of the package. If you’re a Theo fan, you’re going to feel this one, and if you’re not yet, you just might be after listening.

This episode is all about hindsight and those big “what if” moments that we all think about. Jessica swears she wouldn’t change anything, but admits she wishes she would’ve joined the Marines and lived that uniform life. Ashley confesses her only regret is not getting into politics, because you just know that she would’ve taken over the whole scene. And if politics didn’t work out, she was ready to go full criminal justice mode. It’s crazy how different life could look if one choice had been made differently, and it really makes you think about the roads you didn’t take. Sometimes hindsight is empowering, sometimes it stings, but it always shows you who you really are.

This week we’re getting real about sex, libido, and everything in between. Ashley opens up about why she feels more sexual in her 40s than ever before, and we compare how our experiences with sex have changed over the years. We talk honestly about how often couples are really having sex each week, what feels normal, and how different phases of life can shift your drive. We’re sharing our own stories, the funny moments, and the surprising parts of keeping intimacy alive. If you’ve ever wondered if what you’re experiencing is “normal,” this conversation is one you’ll want to hear.

Have you ever thought about how much childhood shapes the way we live today? In this episode we explore the things you don’t fully unpack until you’re an adult, the hidden wounds and patterns that quietly follow us through life. I share how using an app called Liven helped me see my past in a new light, understand my reactions, and start to hold myself accountable. We talk about anxiety, how common it really is, and why it doesn’t have to control us. So buckle up, get comfortable, and maybe learn a thing or two about yourself along the way.

In episode 69 we're breaking down the Coldplay concert scandal (and asking why they didn’t even try to be low-key), then jumping into some not-so-fun facts, like how your second marriage has a 60% chance of ending. Cute, right? We get into why so many people are skipping the wedding altogether. From money, to trauma, to everything in between. And if your social feed is making you feel miserable, you’re not imagining it. Tune in for some laughs, some stats, and maybe a reality check or two.

In this episode, we're talking about the question everyone has: are our cell phones really listening to us? We discuss those moments when your algorithm seems way too accurate and how our phones seem to know exactly what we’re talking about.

We also dive into what’s been showing up on our news feeds lately. From dark humor videos and totally unhinged content to the most wholesome dog clips and oddly satisfying ASMR videos we can’t stop watching.

If you’ve ever wondered how much your phone actually knows about you (and what your feed says about you), this episode is for you.

What makes you petty? In this episode of Sisters Uncensored, we’re laying it all out: the coworkers who test our patience, the passive-aggressive parents at kids' sports, and the moments we know we should’ve taken the high road but didn’t.

Come laugh, cringe, and confess with us. We’re not proud of everything we share in this one, but we’re not exactly sorry either. And if you have a story you want to share about someone you cannot stand, we're inviting you to share it with us and we'll air that b**ch out on here for you! Petty queens unite.

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We don’t have OnlyFans but we’re talking about it because people are making crazy money doing all kinds of things these days. (Like do we need to get in on the action?!) We get into the Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips story that’s wild even by our standards. It’s all about what people are willing to do for money and how far some will go. This episode gets messy and you won’t want to miss it.

This week on Sisters Uncensored, we're talking tattoos. The good, the bad, the ones we regret, and the ones that still make us feel like badasses.

Ashley got her first tattoo of a lizard on her lunch break. Jessica’s first was a jailhouse tattoo she got as a teenager at Christian Camp. (That her parents immediately made her cover up). We discuss how tattoos have shifted across generations, why fewer people are getting them now, and what it all says about identity, rebellion, and growing up.

Some tattoos faded, some were removed, and some still tell stories we’ll never forget.

This week, we’re talking about all things women in sports! Women’s sports are now getting the spotlight they’ve always deserved, and the momentum is only growing. From packed stadiums to mainstream coverage, it’s exciting to watch it all unfold. (Even though Ashley prefers watching men's sports😉) We share our thoughts on Brittany Griner’s outburst about Caitlin Clark and why it stirred up so much conversation. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just showing up for the vibes, this one’s for you.