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We're back after an extended absence following an unsettling clambake at the Starfish Motel in Spread Eagle, WI. But you know what they say...we're funny, not smart. 

Join us today for an XXXL episode as we travel down the winding road that is Learning Curves: Life on the Plus Side. We recount the reality of what it was like being plus sized in the 90's, saparoni in high school and learning the hard way why you never trust a fart after 35. Randy Quaid's merkin even makes a guest appearance and her name is Manuela. 

So buckle up and come along for the drive - we're equipped with the luxury trim package: wide seats and extra padding and yes, you can eat in here. 

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Get your inhalers and participation trophies ready because today we are traveling through time and reliving the childhood trauma that was gym class. 

From cross country skiing with athletes-foot infested boots, coming in last for the mile during the Presidential Fitness Test, or having our periods during swim class, Ms. Sheldon was there to berate us through it all. 

Grab a seat and join us while we unpack our gym bags for the first time in two decades and finally air out that dirty laundry. 

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Dive in to the shallow end of the dating pool with us for our second episode where we talk about our views on love, Mel's emotional constipation and Shanna's debut romance novel titled Mel's Last Snow. Everyone's best friend Betsy even makes a guest appearance. 

With our sharp wit and politically incorrect commentary, we'll talk about life's absurdities and things that should get us put on a watchlist. No topic is too small or too dark, because life is hard and so are we. 

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Join us as we travel through time talking about Mel's love life, online dating, and the romance novel Shanna is writing titled "Mel's Last Snow". 

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Sit down with us for our inaugural episode where we talk about who we are, how we met and the trauma that binds us. 

With our sharp wit and politically incorrect commentary, we'll talk about life's absurdities and things that should get us put on a watchlist as we pursue our higher calling of creating this podcast. No topic is too small or too dark, because life is hard and so are we. 

Pull up a chair because...Sit Happens.

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A sneak peak at the first episode of Sit Happens where we discuss who we are and the traumas that bind us. We are two sharp observers of the world who laugh through life’s absurdities, share ridiculous stories, and serve up equal parts wit and shade.

First episode premiers Friday, May 15th so join us where the fire’s warm and the commentary’s hotter. 

The world is a dumpster fire and we brought chairs.