Six Pack Double Feature

Happy Halloween!

Episode Title: "What To Do In Transylvania When You're Dead"

Tonight the boys explore the castles of Transylvania in search for Nosferatu - The Undead, with DRACULA (1931) and BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992).

The following are links to things we mentioned in this episode:

The Mid-Atlantic Accent

Travis’s toy collection includes a Silverhawks’ Mon*Star & Sky-Shadow, who looks similar to Gary Oldman’s Dracula in his battle armor.

Put on your reading list this biography: Ed Wood: Nightmare of Ecstasy (The Life and Art of Edward D. Wood, Jr.)

You know how we gushed over the amazing visual effects in BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA. You can watch how they created the in-camera visual effects at the link below:

https://youtu.be/c0ZERoH0EDI 

This newer version includes the Tangents mini-episode "A COWBOY, A DOCTOR, AND A BLUE BLOOD WALK INTO A TOMB" at the end. Today’s tangents include outtakes of the guys talking about Nathan’s History of the Motion Picture college class comparing an original and a remake, a little Rob Zombie “the filmmaker” hate talk, how Travis likes to wear a cape when watching Dracula, a little bit of Bela Lugosi history, and how a shart is full climactic and will actually frame your day.

What is a shart, you say? Click the link here to find out.

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Episode Title: "Orchid Fart" OR "Fear and Bonding In Las Vegas"

This is a very special episode of Six Pack Double Feature. Today the old boys are tracking down an international diamond smuggling ring and a stolen spacecraft. It’s the James Bond Super Special with DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (1971) and MOONRAKER (1979).

Listeners Be Warned: Due to the technical glitches of the this episode, along with the “more than normal” consumption of alcohol by the time they restarted, anytime Nathan refers to a “more grounded” Roger Moore film, and then follows it by saying “The Spy Who Loved Me”, he most certainly meant “For Your Eyes Only.” Blame the Boddingtons, or blame his inability to keep them straight in his own head. Your choice.

Here’s that gawdawful song that Country musician Johnny Cash submitted to Eon productions. 

Apparently it was going to be the opening for the James Bond Movie, THUNDERBALL (1964). Rumor has it that it was kicked at the last moment and was replaced. The lyrics of Cash's "Thunderball" describe the film's story. I think this may have worked, if James Bond had been a roaming gunslinger located in the Old West. Maybe. But probably not.

If you’re interested in reading any of Nathan’s blog posts on James Bond, you can read them here: ReBONDing

This newer version includes the Tangents mini-episode "AN $8 LINE OF METAMUCIL" at the end. Today’s tangents include outtakes of where the guys share their one of their worst alcohol consumption stories, how long movie trailers are in the 1970s, disco Moonraker, and what Roger Moore does when he’s a little backed up.

Jim Breuer “Party In My Stomach”

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Episode Title: "Laura Ingalls Whatever" OR "Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot, I’m Sorry"

LISTENER ADVISORY: This episode is NSFW as not all F-bombs are honked; some were left in on purpose. The use of earbuds for this episode is highly recommended.

Today there’s a new sheriff around these parts as the boys try to clean up this town and ride off into the sunset with SILVERADO (1985) and TOMBSTONE (1993). Guest Appearance by Road House Expert, Jamie Justice.

Additional Show Notes:

Intro song is “Blood on the Saddle” by Tex Ritter

Outro song is “Happy Trails” by Roy Rogers and Dale Evans

This newer version includes the Tangents mini-episode "THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN DICKSVILLE" at the end. Today’s tangents include outtakes of the guys talking about a couple of death scenes in The Godfather and whether or not the horse head was in fact real (it was), filming in New Mexico in the winter, Kevin Kline’s Quest to Gain His Outfit Back, their inexperience with smoking opium, and the first appearance of their new “Chaser” segment they will be incorporating into Season III.

FACT CHECK: Was the Horse’s Head in ‘The Godfather’ Real? (Snopes.com)

The quick answer is yes. The longer answer is also yes, but is hidden in that Snopes link.

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Episode Title: "One Sexy Mummy" OR "Just Your Average Al"

LISTENER ADVISORY: This episode is NSFW as not all F-bombs are honked; some were left in on purpose. The use of earbuds for this episode is highly recommended.

On today’s show, Nathan loses his Budweiser virginity, Travis loses his homework, and the guys play fast and lose with the F-word with THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) and DIE HARD (1988). Yippee ki yay, multi-pass!

A Mind-Blowing Theory About The Dad From ‘Family Matters’ (Cracked.com)

If you’re curious about the piece of music that played as Travis told this wild fan fiction theory, it’s Glenn Gould Plays Bach: The Goldberg Variations.

If you’re wondering why it sounds familiar, it’s because it was featured in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.

This newer version includes the Tangents mini-episode "THERE IS NO TRIVIA FOR DIE HARD" at the end. Today’s tangents include outtakes of the guys talking about an upcoming episode on westerns, how Danish director Lars von Trier is a f**ked up nuevo Paul Verhoeven, and how Travis buys his movies at Kroger.

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Episode Title: "Women Can’t Pee Standing Up" OR "Dirtbags vs. Tight-Ass Butt Jerkoffs"

The guys try to clench the Six Pack Double Feature against A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (1992) and MAJOR LEAGUE (1989). And here’s the pitch...

This newer version includes the Tangents mini-episode "I WOULD RECOMMEND GLOW" at the end. Today’s tangents include outtakes of the guys talking about the Netflix show GLOW, how much Travis doesn’t know about baseball yet loves baseball movies, and Chuck Sheen: Dong Slinger.

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Today you get a bonus PICK 6 as the guys didn’t have much fat to trim off of the FART BLIMP or GENERAL LITTLE DICK episode. Instead, you get to hear them talk about their favorite dystopian or Post Apocalyptic Movies.

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Episode Title: "Fart Blimp" OR "General Little Dick"

Today the guys scour the wastelands in search for answers and end up with a serious case of scurvy with WATERWORLD (1995) and THE POSTMAN (1997).

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This is the extended interview with Road House Expert, Jamie Justice.

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Episode Title: "We’re Here To Rob Banks and Surf Waves, and We're All Outta Waves" OR "Sam Elliott’s Brillo Pad"

Today the guys follow three simple rules while crushing hard on Patrick Swayze in POINT BREAK (1991) and ROAD HOUSE (1989).

Rule # 1 - Always wax your board.

Rule # 2 - Always feather your mullet.

Rule # 3 - Be nice.

This newer version includes the Tangents mini-episode "IT'S A SWEATER DICK" at the end. Today’s tangents include outtakes of the guys talking about actor/comedian Anthony Clark, a terrible mic stand, Travis’s homespun fan theories, and knitted genitalia.

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