Steve quizzes Shawn on foreign foods. Shawn tells a massage story. 

Steve quizzes Shawn on youth slang. Shawn has a billion-dollar invention idea for pet owners. 

Shawn explains how he created the Body Issue. Steve wonders whether Jon Hamm is famous.

The guys react to a text message from Pedro. 

The guys discuss the most popular beers in the world, the best way to order black coffee and... Ray Liotta.

The guys marvel at video game characters like Von Kaiser and Vodka Drunkenski, further develop their screenplay idea, Microphone Wine, and discuss a couple of billion-dollar ideas, among other things.

On a special Six Pack, the guys release an interview Shawn did a few years ago with the recently deceased Anthony Bourdain. The Kitchen Confidential author and Parts Unknown star discusses his rise to fame, his confidence in making an omelet, the best place to drink in New York City, the importance of punctuality and much, much more. 

Music: The Parts Unknown theme by Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme and Mark Lanegan

The guys set the timer to five minutes, inducing a rapid-fire (for them) episode that touches on Count Duckula, a controversial Depend commercial, what happens when we die and other fun stuff. 

On a jam-packed episode, the guys discuss the plots of Kindergarten Cop, Death to Smoochy, The Family Man, The Crossing Guard, Stuck on You and many more. They also generate about a billion dollars' worth of new screenplay ideas. And Steve reveals a possible career change.

The guys discuss the 2004 film starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, Lizzy Caplan, Tina Fey and Tim Meadows (who probably deserves an Oscar for his work here). They also talk Toaster Strudels, voice-over movies, new catchphrases and Teen Wolf. It's a turgid podcast. In a bongo way. 

Music: The Donnas' cover of "Dancing With Myself" (written by Billy Idol and Tony James), off the Mean Girls soundtrack.