Scooter and Matt finished their summer in Michigan where Matt found dreadful people and Scooter found it dreadfully hard to hold his pee. Kate has a curious tale of masturbatory sexual assault. How do you not press play?!?!

Tales of Hurricane Harvey heroism and buffoonery, a scatalogical news report, and the demise of the breastaurant.

Celebrating National Forgiveness Day with Scooter’s game, Kate has stories of Satan and a missing vagina, and Matt’s been hanging out with strippers.

Scott is extremely rant-prone, Matt teaches us a new word, and Kate has a relaxation solution that involves Scandinavian bedding. Save

Trump tweets on TP: sounds about right. Matt has thoughts on Prohibition and Scooter finally nails a melody.

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve ever pooped? Scooter can beat it. Matt explains why a good snack table and board game are the keys to vacation perfection, and Kate found a product that will make America cuddly again.

Could you live on nothing but air? What happens when Matt & Scooter’s wild hounds catch their prey? And Kate’s looking up really crazy shit on the inter webs.

Why you should never make eye contact on a plane, where SKaM may travel next, and when it’s ok and not ok to call for help.

We’re back after brief summer hiatus! Scooter and Matt have tales of terrible customer service in Michigan and Kate had an adventure in the Pacific Northwest.

What happens when Kate is allowed around a bunch of pretty people and Matt & Scooter go marching? You’re about to find out.