Sketch, Please! returns with another batch of listener-submitted sketches performed by volunteers. And this one with take you to outer space and back to the supermarket.

Ever competed with a friend over the smallest things? Have you ever dropped a hint to a partner that they just didn't get? How about that moment when you get in to an argument with you Superhero college over your costumes? All that and more is included in this month's Sketch, Please!

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CAST

Danni Payne is a musical theatre performer who trained at Royal Central School of Speech and Drama. Danni has dabbled in comedy, but so far has made a living by lying and singing at people. Credits include, Newsrevue, Burelli Sister in The Rat Pack Live, Dolly in A Tribute to the Blues Brothers at the Edinburgh Fringe and Divina in Broke Britannia (Bridewell Theatre). You can follow her on Twitter at @dannipaynee.

Lewis Cook is a comedian as part of sketch comedy double act Cook and Davies. Cook and Davies were Finalists at the Welsh unsigned Stand Up Awards, So You Think You Write Funny and Semi Finalists at the Laughing Horse New Comedy Act of The Year. He is also the writer of Good Little Boy, a one-act play that premiered at The Wardrobe Theatre.

CREDITS

Edna and Blanche by MKM Comedy

EDNA - Lewis Cook

BLANCHE - Danni Payne

Useless Technical Director by Robert Mills

BOSS - Danni Payne

BARRY - Lewis Cook

Pirates Expenses by Daniel Page

SPARROW - Edmund Fargher

FIRST MATE - Lewis Cook

PETE - Danni Payne

Three's Awkward by Elliot Stewart

JO - Danni Payne

TIM - Lewis Cook

RACHAEL - Katharine Kerr

Just Relax by Martin Price

TRACY - Danni Payne

ALFRED - Lewis Cook

STEPHEN - Edmund Fargher

Mars Mishap by Stephanie Weston

MARTIAN 1 - Danni Payne

MARTIAN 2 - Lewis Cook

MARTIAN 3 - Edmund Fargher

Heroic Delays by Elliot Stewart

COMPUTER - Edmund Fargher

HEROMAN - Lewis Cook

HEROGIRL - Danni Payne

Produced by Katharine Kerr

Hosted by Edmund Fargher

Episode 11 arrives with a bang as we make comedy out of all the big issues. Prisons, healthcare, murder art you name it. And with a fantastic cast to boot! What constitutes an artistic statement? Where is the line between loyalty and happiness among thieves? And how far can you push a healthcare worker before they snap? All this and more to be found on this month’s episode.

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Episode 11 arrives with a bang as we make comedy out of all the big issues. Prisons, healthcare, murder art you name it. And with a fantastic cast to boot! What constitutes an artistic statement? Where is the line between loyalty and happiness among thieves? And how far can you push a healthcare worker before they snap? All this and more to be found on this month’s episode.

Another show written by YOU! Sport, Art, Crime. Its all contained and lampooned in Episode 11.

Sketch, Please is back to slam dunk 2017 with brand new sketches from brand new writers and a cast of brand new performers!New Year's resolutions include: Communicate better with your household gadgets. Redecorate your home with a superior Stone Henge. And make sure your apocalypse is suitably passive aggressive. All this and more within!CASTSean McInerny is a part of London's Theatresports Company Story Kitchen Impro and can be seen taking part in Maestro at The London Improv Theatre and Theatresports once a month at The Miller. He is also part of improv group Electric Priests and sketch group Hiya Pet.Andrew Rodgers is a part of several comedy acts including sketch group The Pretty Faces, improv team Left Foot First and much more besides. The Pretty Faces are hosting a sketch show at the Backyard Comedy Club on 14th February.Susan Cunningham is an improviser and comedian as part of The 2 Stoozes, a comedy duo with Stacey Hemphill.CREDITSPublic House by Eliot StewartBarman - Sean McInernyCustomer - Susan CunninghamOld Tim - Andrew RodgersStar Trek Budget Cuts by Daniel PageCaptain - Sean McInerneyAdmiral - Susan CunninghamNumber 1 - Andrew RodgersThird Wheel by Edmund FargherJane - Susan CunninghamMel - Sean McInerneyA.L.E.X.A. - Andrew RodgersMedical Students by Robert MillsDoctor - Sean McInerneyMiller - Susan CunninghamFoster - Andrew RodgersForecast for Female Weather Forecasters written by Robert Mills, performed by Susan CunninghamFlatpack Stone Henge by Danny AntrobusHusband - Andrew RodgersWife - Susan CunninghamDelivery Man - Sean McInerneyLast Judgment by Stephanie WestonAngel 1 - Sean McInerneyAngel 2 - Andrew RodgersAngel 3 - Susan CunninghamPapaya Diet by Henrik PerssonGreg - Andrew RodgersSam - Susan CunninghamNick - Sean McInernyHosted by Edmund FargherProduced by Katharine Kerr

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Sketch, Please is back to slam dunk 2017 with brand new sketches from brand new writers and a cast of brand new performers!

New Year's resolutions include: Communicate better with your household gadgets. Redecorate your home with a superior Stone Henge. And make sure your apocalypse is suitably passive aggressive. All this and more within!

CAST

Sean McInerny is a part of London's Theatresports Company Story Kitchen Impro and can be seen taking part in Maestro at The London Improv Theatre and Theatresports once a month at The Miller. He is also part of improv group Electric Priests and sketch group Hiya Pet.

Andrew Rodgers is a part of several comedy acts including sketch group The Pretty Faces, improv team Left Foot First and much more besides. The Pretty Faces are hosting a sketch show at the Backyard Comedy Club on 14th February.

Susan Cunningham is an improviser and comedian as part of The 2 Stoozes, a comedy duo with Stacey Hemphill.

CREDITS

Public House by Eliot Stewart

Barman - Sean McInerny

Customer - Susan Cunningham

Old Tim - Andrew Rodgers

Star Trek Budget Cuts by Daniel Page

Captain - Sean McInerney

Admiral - Susan Cunningham

Number 1 - Andrew Rodgers

Third Wheel by Edmund Fargher

Jane - Susan Cunningham

Mel - Sean McInerney

A.L.E.X.A. - Andrew Rodgers

Medical Students by Robert Mills

Doctor - Sean McInerney

Miller - Susan Cunningham

Foster - Andrew Rodgers

Forecast for Female Weather Forecasters written by Robert Mills, performed by Susan Cunningham

Flatpack Stone Henge by Danny Antrobus

Husband - Andrew Rodgers

Wife - Susan Cunningham

Delivery Man - Sean McInerney

Last Judgment by Stephanie Weston

Angel 1 - Sean McInerney

Angel 2 - Andrew Rodgers

Angel 3 - Susan Cunningham

Papaya Diet by Henrik Persson

Greg - Andrew Rodgers

Sam - Susan Cunningham

Nick - Sean McInerny

Hosted by Edmund Fargher

Produced by Katharine Kerr

This month, Sketch, Please! tackles big issues. Religion, Dieting... Star Trek?

Sketch, Please tackles the big topics this month. Ofsted, the NHS… Princesses? Your sent us your sketches and we brought them to life with a cast of volunteers.What pieces of wisdom should we cast aside? How far has “political correctness” spread. And who exactly is the Patron Saint of Hospital Administration? All that and more on this week’s episode of Sketch, Please!CASTLiz Peters is a musical comedian and artistic director of The Maydays. She has played numerous acting roles on stage and screen, from Daleks to Tina Turner to a serial killer but her dream job would be to play a mermaid. Seriously.Jennifer Oliver recently completed ‘The Secret Life of Sally’ at the Southwark Playhouse, Lost Theatre’s ‘Five Minute Festival’ and ‘Write to Right’ at the Pleasance Theatre. She can be seen in the One Festival at The Space theatre in Jan 2017.Emmanuel Paul Griffith has been part of the stand-up comedy scene for three years and Sketch, Please! is his first foray in to voice acting. He also has a few dynamite stories under his belt.CREDITSNational Half Service by Jody BarnardLucy – Liz PetersGavin – Emmanuel Paul GriffithWendy – Jennifer OliverSatanist School Ofsted Inspection by David KeenanInspector – Jennifer OliverPrincipal – Liz PetersPC Lapdance by Robert MillsBouncer – Liz PetersMan – Emmanuel Paul GriffithSchool Monologue by Michael Monkhouse. Performed by Jennifer OliverIndustrial Accident by Stephanie WestonAurora – Jennifer OliverLawyer – Emmanuel Paul GriffithNeedy Patron Saints by Lucias Malcolm and Jason JillingsDoctor – Jennifer OliverBasil – Emmanuel Paul GriffithAdrian – Liz PetersAlbinus – Emmanuel Paul GriffithIntercom – Liz PetersProduced by Katharine KerrHosted by Edmund Fargher

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Sketch, Please tackles the big topics this month. Ofsted, the NHS… Princesses? Your sent us your sketches and we brought them to life with a cast of volunteers.

What pieces of wisdom should we cast aside? How far has “political correctness” spread. And who exactly is the Patron Saint of Hospital Administration? All that and more on this week’s episode of Sketch, Please!

CAST

Liz Peters is a musical comedian and artistic director of The Maydays. She has played numerous acting roles on stage and screen, from Daleks to Tina Turner to a serial killer but her dream job would be to play a mermaid. Seriously.

Jennifer Oliver recently completed ‘The Secret Life of Sally’ at the Southwark Playhouse, Lost Theatre’s ‘Five Minute Festival’ and ‘Write to Right’ at the Pleasance Theatre. She can be seen in the One Festival at The Space theatre in Jan 2017.

Emmanuel Paul Griffith has been part of the stand-up comedy scene for three years and Sketch, Please! is his first foray in to voice acting. He also has a few dynamite stories under his belt.

CREDITS

National Half Service by Jody Barnard

Lucy – Liz Peters

Gavin – Emmanuel Paul Griffith

Wendy – Jennifer Oliver

Satanist School Ofsted Inspection by David Keenan

Inspector – Jennifer Oliver

Principal – Liz Peters

PC Lapdance by Robert Mills

Bouncer – Liz Peters

Man – Emmanuel Paul Griffith

School Monologue by Michael Monkhouse. Performed by Jennifer Oliver

Industrial Accident by Stephanie Weston

Aurora – Jennifer Oliver

Lawyer – Emmanuel Paul Griffith

Needy Patron Saints by Lucias Malcolm and Jason Jillings

Doctor – Jennifer Oliver

Basil – Emmanuel Paul Griffith

Adrian – Liz Peters

Albinus – Emmanuel Paul Griffith

Intercom – Liz Peters

Produced by Katharine Kerr

Hosted by Edmund Fargher

Fairytales, surgery and schoolwork. all in a month's work for the myriad writers of Sketch, Please!